#corny jokes

[haha-u-sme11]

Hot doctor uses corny line to attract local engineer

I find it funny that some people think of lime as a tsundere, but I think it’s that since he’s a conspiracy theorist he probably thinks/knows that blues charm gets them whatever they want. It could also be because blue makes them feel a bit uncomfortable, since intimacy is their main tactic when it comes to getting the others to trust them. Which is why lime tries to leave the first chance they get. But that’s just a fun little lime theory, and this ship is awesome 😎

[theoreocat]

Good morning everypawdy,

Did you hear about the man who walked into a grocery store?! I’ll tell you, that must have really hurt! 🛒

~ Olive 🫒

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Face palm.

[usern4mee]

Why do older women always make the corniest jokes... and why is that somehow the hottest thing ever..

[dinosaurwithablog]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!

What do you call an Irish spider?

A Paddy long legs... they will keep getting worse. Just thought I should warn you!!😄😁🤣😆🍀☘️💚💚

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I hate when people put pronouns in their bio. Can't people learn that pronouns make for terrible lab partners?

A fantastic corny joke to kick off 1,075 days left 👌

[intersexcat-tboy]

I finally had my wisdom teeth removed last week and I've realized I don't think I like pudding.

I'm just pudding up with it

[viciousvisor]

Competition

Y/n banters with Bang Chan

A/n: if you don’t like cheesy or corny jokes, don’t read this

A/n (2): I couldn’t stop laughing with this one joke, I just had to built a fic around it. Can u guess what it is hihi

A/n (3): one thing abt me is that I’ll edit a fic after I post it 🧍🏼‍♀️

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