All Hail the Glow Cloud

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

[writing-prompt-s]

You were accidentally born into the dev build version of Earth, and you can use commands to hack the “game”. Describe your life.

[giroshane]

How your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem. Ha ha. I tell little joke.

next time you invite Pam.

[fantasyartfinds]

Art by kunkka

[knightofthetrapezoidaltable]

iliad characters as rupaul's drag race quotes

agamemnon: i am trying to bring attention to one of my favourite causes which is me

achilles: the hardest part of this challenge was not telling everyone else that i was going to win

odysseus: the dog is looking at me like “get me the fuck out of here”, i’m looking at the dog like “get ME the fuck out of here”

helen: i don’t have a sugar daddy. i’ve never had a sugar daddy. if i wanted a sugar daddy, yes, i probably could go out and get one because i am what? SICKENING

patroclus: i feel sexy in anything, even a body bag

paris: my mom sent me to military school in the hopes that she'd get a little soldier. needless to say, she got a drag queen.

hector: just fyi for all you girls up there, i don't want to hear any goddamn excuses. be prepared! make it work! make it work! fucking make it happen! i don't want to hear any GODDAMN EXCUSES any more!

andromache: "i'll win for you." ohhh, that's sweet. he's not going to win.

nestor: i'm just under three hundred years old, i know some things

(not-technically-iliad bonus round) eris: i just honestly thought y'all were all boring and i was trying to turn the party

[aximili]

Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies “your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil “perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more

[zombeesknees]

#fuck u cecil i do wat i want  #—elizabeth’s entire political career

[glumshoe]

imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch

“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”

[bienenkiste]

#Hieronymus Bob

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

It’s your tortured human soul, you can choose how many blackbirds you want to fly out of his anus. Just as many as you think it needs.

[inactive3333]

Whose Patreon do I need to funnel money into to make this a reality?

[glumshoe]

a necromancer’s

[kayadraws]

I found this poem by @frogyell and laughed at it for two days straight so take this doodle as a symbol of my appreciation. 😂

[flatandsassy]

Garak recovers from a hell of a panic attack and goes to face exactly what triggered it again.

Klingons look on in awe and praise his bravery in hushed tones.

Have I mentioned lately that I love Star Trek? Because I really fucking love Star Trek.

[electroporn]

“You know what? A cup of Oolong would be a delight.”

[nettlepin-art]

Did a thinger of Kravitz from The Adventure Zone. Been wanting to do something like this for ages :y 

I’ll upload the painting without animation separately I think 

(Edit: shout out to tumblr dot com for botching the quality and resolution)

[skankplisskenmoved]

i have no clue why ppl wont let me get them into ds9 if this doesn’t shout dark gritty space soap oprea idk what does

[droctavius]

[nudityandnerdery]

Deep Space Nine is my favorite for so many reasons.

[incorrectdragonage]

[dalishious]

What do you mean incorrect that is exactly what happens yes.

[toyboxcomix]

The best captain.

[cancennau-deactivated20180706]

i am forever grateful that una mccormack opted to make garak the Ultimate Inappropriate Drama Lizard

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[daily-bad-jokes]

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!

[justbadpuns]

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[justbadpuns]

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