#reipuri

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Òne Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side G

RoRayShaRou edit made by @naniguini

Which crack ship do you prefer?

RoRayShaRou (Roger x Rayleigh x Shakky x Rouge)

ReiPuri (Reiju x Pudding)

Voting ended onDec 11, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

RoRayShaRou: I think it would be cute seeing all of them together raising all the kids they adopted/had in cannon.

ReiPuri: Okay listen MURDER LESBIANS. Cute pink girly girls who will also absolutely destroy anyone's shit. Pudding shows up with a gun that can shoot straight through Reiju's steel skin, tell me penetrating the impenetrable isn't sexual as all hell. Each subordinated to her respective parent's desires and actually not altogether onboard with doing everything that parent wants. Longing for freedom, but unable to grasp it and really break free, but at the same time sneakily subverting her parent's will. They're both extremely subtle and cover their subtlety with layers of masks; now think about them using that subtlety to have steel-edged flirting with each other, innuendoes like poisoned honey and kisses like knives. Also the one girl who ever actually was (pretended to be) interested in Sanji hooking up with his sister instead would really just be karmic justice for everything about him, you know? In conclusion: ReiPuri. Move aside innocent lesbian handholding, these hot and morally complex ladies need to have not-actually-hatesex Pronto.