Why Grantaire is the most character of all time:
- Disaster bisexual
- Saddest pathetic little meow meow
- Art school dropout
- Constantly wasted
- Depressed af but here for a good time
- Annoying edgelord
- Goes on special interest rants that only make sense to him
- Zero impulse control and refuses to shut up
- Contributes nothing but sarcastic commentary
- Horny but gets no bitches
- Victor Hugo says he’s fugly
- Daddy issues
- Can’t do math
- Only shows up bc he has a pathetic crush
- Would rather die than live without his friends
These are all canon by the way
Probably neurodivergent too, but let’s face it if he ever got diagnosed with ADHD in a modern setting he’d crush up his meds and snort them like a line of cocaine (source: my delusional grantaire kinnie ass)










