#relax guy

[avampiresfangsinapastlife]

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE HAHGHAHJJ

[dudja]

POV: Donald Trump on South Park be like: #southpark #donaldtrump #comedy #funny #impression #trump

[matthewsaccaro]

soccer is the sport of defeated nations, and will never be widely popular in america. when your army has been defeated, and your village occupied by enemy forces, and your children are scared and hungry, you can always clean off a square of debris, tie some garbage together into a sphere and play "futbol". america, even when it warred within against itself, has never been so poor, pitiful and deprived as to embrace a sport where a score of "0-0" is acceptable. and she remains undefeated.

That was an actual comment on one of my articles. That's your brain on nationalism, folks!

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Uh....wait, Kyle Schwartz?

Dude, Kyle, your cousin's here?

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incitedtoriot said:

Wait. What? Where exactly did you find these? I would have thought that we’d have to sign of on some sort of likeness-reproduction contract for that to be legal. Ignoring the SPRC’s fondness for kidnapping and the like, obviously.

Dude. They took us from our own realities, trapped us in a town, occasionally throw us into life threatening situations, punish us with things like curses, and you're worried about them using our faces without our permission?

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Christophe, dude, if you want I'm always around to lend you a hand on the piano. I'm sure you, me, and Gregory can figure something out.　

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Private entry #4 - written on his notebook

I'm so tired. You could say this gender bending thing is finally getting to me. Over the week, Wendy has been great...It's been...well, I've actually been doing pretty well because of her. I mean, I'm actually enjoying myself. A lot, to be honest.

After Cartman's birthday I've just been tired. I know Kyle's in love with him. I know he's using me to get him jealous too. Which is. Fine...I mean. It's great on our friendship, but there it is. It's not like he doesn't know exactly how I feel about him. And it's not exactly like I don't know what he's trying to do. He actually said to me and Wendy's face he'd given Cartman a blow job, nice, dude. Like it wasn't enough seeing it out there, jesus christ. And now Wendy's dating Cartman...and. Cartman is making Kyle of course incredibly upset. Which is just like the guy, it's kind of completely obvious what he's trying to do. Cartman knows he's got Kyle, maybe he's trying to gauge his reaction, either way he's about a million years from actually getting in a strictly serious relationship with just Wendy. He's going for bo

I'm just tired. I want to sleep. I want to stay in my room and sleep. Or get drunk. Drunk enough I can't think or see straight, but, hell. That's not an option either.

Damien arrived into town, appearing like anyone else. And yea, see, he's already broken or dislocated Bridon's shoulder, taken down Sheila in seconds and nearly tore Dylan a new one. Which is fantastic. Honestly? This is bad. Worse than anyone else seems to realize at least. I'm going to be contacting Christophe later...I need to keep practicing with him. I know it's not exactly like I'll get better over night but I can't just let things like this happen. And Ike...Ike might be able to help make a poison. Something. Dude, I don't want to kill Damien, seriously, could I? But...fuck if I just need options. I need something. If not anything to get people to realize what this is. Right now, though. Man. Writing this is a mess. And I'm...going to get some sleep. Just for a little while, until Christophe gets online. And then I guess, make lunch or something.

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Jesus christ, seriously, Damien? Dude because Scott Tenorman and fuck, Cartman aren't bad enough jesus fucking christ.