#reliably shitposting

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inflict situations on your characters (or yourself, i wont stop you, im not a constable)

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who up loving they naturalist tonight

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neathy greggs shut down after "steak" "bake" incident

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the "grinding for last minute docks favours for hallowmas" mood

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yeah sure ill post this shitpost on my blog. silly nonsense i drew for @theunluckiestdevil

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so tempted to make one of those "are you characters type" bingos that are going around for jack except uh

well you see. well let me just show you the problem

Are you Jack's type?

not much of a game really

(edit: slightly less shitposty explanation here. the above """bingo square""" is entirely accurate though)

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wait everyone i solved the hell mystery

unlucky devil did it

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Situationship Poll: Reliably Edition

Pick a character of mine to inflict on your OC. Or yourself. Do what you want I'm not a constabl

Jack

Benevolent Rogue

Arden

Daryn

Regis

Owain

Bonus Slot: any character not mentioned here who's on my character page

None/All Of Above/Other/Vanilla Essence/Bald/See Results

Voting ended onOct 3, 2025

Propaganda (bad) under cut:

Jack: Perpetually horny bisexual polyamorous short king known for flirting with half of the Neath, sleeping with half of the Neath, dating half of the Neath, etc. (though not necessarily the same halves). You'll have a great time and he doesn't require any commitment but you might need to spend some time in the tomb-colonies after while your reputation calms down

Benevolent Rogue: DEFINITELY not just jack in a disguise nooo that would be silly. Can break in through your window to ravish you in the night, or so the saucy penny novels would have you think. He might do that actually but he'll make sure you're into it first at least

Arden: Are you into sad homosexual older men full of rage and grief over dead husbands??? Want a guy who might trap you in a gilded birdcage if you so happen to have the same colour eyes as his old love? Really into union busting assholes for some reason???????

Daryn: What if the saddest man was actually TWO saddest men in a trenchcoat. Trans, bi, and just. Very depressed. Prospensity for drinking and or honey in concerning quantities, likes to bury his feelings in hedonism. Extremely unlikely to start anything longterm - and frankly, he might not even remember you after the fact. But damn if the mirror selfcest threesome doesn't go hard

Regis: The MOST disastrous date youve ever gone on. He's 100% making you pay for the drinks, and for anything else, and the house he takes you back home to isn't even his house (though at least Owain will offer you breakfast in the morning). He's probably like. Decent in bed, at least. Even if it feels like you might snap him in half like a twig. Will be forever emboldened to ask you out for drinks again in the future (and will continue to not pay). Probably smells bad. Maybe that's a selling point idk.

Owain: Hot old buff fat bisexual DILF. Don't get attached, he's sad and quiet and doesn't make close connections much these days, and will probably avoid you if you try to get too close. But he has strong muscles and he'll make you breakfast in the morning at least, and if you don't try to make it anything More then he's not opposed to repeat interactions

Other characters: go check the characters page. idk maybe you really want to have a situationship with the medieval princess rubbery woman???

disclaimers: used "you" for all of these because im tired and ill and cant be bothered editing it. assume your character is reading this list or something idk. riley isnt here just because it felt weird having her in the same poll as her dad lmao (also shes less likely to have situationships anyway i fear)