go, my [crackship]
gift art for @reliably-derogaffectionate >:]
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go, my [crackship]
gift art for @reliably-derogaffectionate >:]
yeah sure ill post this shitpost on my blog. silly nonsense i drew for @theunluckiestdevil
I totally didn’t have Miranda/Ethan in mind when sending my last ask. No, sirrr. *kicks my ‘Miranda deems Ethan a good enough father for Eva after he defeats the Four Lords’ headcanon under the bed*
LOL, fair!!
But this is kind of an angst prompt for me? Because there's nothing about this pairing that doesn't end in Ethan attempting to kill Mother Miranda, IMHO.
Ethan's daughter is Rose. Miranda wants to replace Rose with Eva. No matter how much those two might ever like each other, their end goals are incompatible.
One of them will kill the other. And it would absolutely destroy whoever survives.
(...I'm rubbing my grubby little hands together.)
(the Couffaine household in a nutshell) Rose: "Hey Anarka..." Anarka: *juggling five swords while making out with bustier* "Yes lad?" Rose: "NOPE! *goes upstairs* Luk-" Luka: "I'M BLUE DA BA DE DA BA DA!!!" Rose: *leaves to find Juleka* "Jule-...." Juleka: *playing the narwhal song* "ummm..." Rose: "I give up."
Meanwhile Luka is hanging upside in a tree playing the guitar, poor Rose
one day ill post more about my silly flondon ships maybe but rn its like this #myship
what is the crackship 👀?
HAHA OH MY GOODNESS I should have figured it was only a matter of time before people got curious. The Crackship. Yes. Well, put simply, it's The Youthful Naturalist x Milton.
Put complicated, theres 6~ AUs worth of babbling with @reliably-derogaffectionate , and a whole lot of canon parallels to chew on to boot. This ship, of course, started with a "haha wouldn't it be funny" and then spiraled drastically.
WE HAVEN'T REALLY POSTED IN DEPTH ABOUT IT ANYWHERE YET. One day! We just need to get our billion thoughts in order. And also figure out the 100 spoiler tags necessary,
it's nearly 4 am which means more crackship posting (and also a Naturalist dressed in my irl pajamas)