Nov 2, 2020
If Esteban and Pierre became teammates they would ace every single "Do you know your teammate" quiz and absolutely hate themselves for it.
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If Esteban and Pierre became teammates they would ace every single "Do you know your teammate" quiz and absolutely hate themselves for it.
Interviewer: So I read an article that states that Esteban Ocon is your ex-boyfriend...
Pierre: Wait what? No no no no no no no no... Me and Ocon never... No no no no no no no no.
Esteban, from somewhere: Were sixteen no's really necessary? Really?
Esteban: I just got a message from someone saying that I am a piece of shit
Lance: Tell Pierre I said hi.
[Renaults 2022]
Esteban [glaring at the table]: He's late.
Lance: Don't worry. He'll be here.
Esteban: You said that fifteen minutes ago!
Charles [taking a sip from his glass]: He's probably lost.
Lance: *nodding*
Esteban: Well, he better get unlost or I'm going to---
[Two strangers walking in while talking loudly amongst themselves]
Stranger 1: It was this guy, Pierre I think. Pretty friendly dude.
Stranger 2: You dented his car and he was still friendl---
Esteban: Excuse me! *standing up* Did you say Pierre? As in Pierre Gasly? As in my Pierre?
Charles [before the stranger can answer]: Well, *scoffing lightly* not 'your' Pierre, Este. But it's probably Pierre Gasly.
Stranger 1: Actually, you know what! It is Pierre Gasly, now that I think about it. That's the name he gave me!
Esteban [speaking a little louder & fully focusing on Charles now]: What do you mean, not 'my' Pierre?
Charles [shrugging]: Exactly that? Like no offense but if Pierre was anyone's someone then he's 'my' Pierre. I've known him the longest.
Esteban [scoffing]: That's debatable.
Lance [sighing]: Guys, can we not do this right now--
Charles [speaking over him]: How is that--- Never mind, the point is, I have been his best friend for much longer than you. Therefore it's only fair to say he is 'my' Pierre.
Esteban: He is literally my teammate. Which basically makes him 'my' Pierre Gasly. And I don't know why you're arguing with me. I never said he was only mine. You're the one who's refusing to accept that I can say 'My' Pierre Gasly too.
Charles: I'm not refusing to accept anything! I'm just correcting you. He can't be 'your' Pierre when he is and has always been mine.
Lance [covering his face]: Oh my God. Guys, please cut it out. We're in public.
Esteban: You keep talking Sharl but all I'm hearing is fear that I'm eventually going to replace you.
Charles [staring at him in disbelief]: You? Replace me? *cracks up* Over your dead body.
Lance [smiling apologetically at the two strangers]: I'm sorry about these two. Thanks for all your help, um.... I can take it from here *dying internally from embarrassment*
Charles: There will be a cold day in hell before you ever replace me as Pierre's best friend!
Esteban: Oh really!
Charles: Really!
Esteban: Then bring your fancy new winter coat to hell, Sharl. Because it's happening!
Charles: You--
Pierre [finally walking in]: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Esteban: .....
Charles: .....
Lance: ......
Stranger 1: .....
Stranger 2: Your friends really love you dude.
Esteban: *Sneezes*
Pierre:
Esteban: You're not even going to say "bless you"?
Pierre: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.
Pierre: The only reason I waited so long to apologise is because I hoped you’d forget why I owed you an apology.
Esteban: ...
[Renaults 2022]- Esteban helping a drunk Pierre home
Pierre: Do you think.... do you think we'd be friends--- If... if I stuck with football?
Esteban [....]: Probably.
Pierre [head falling on Esteban's shoulder]: I woul.... would play for psg.
Esteban [smiling in amusement]: I know.
Pierre [hiccupping]: I would--- be great. Amasing... you would root for me.... right?
Esteban [not daring to look at him]: I would be your biggest fan, Pierre.
Pierre: Every match?
Esteban: Every match. Even when you played like shit.
Pierre [giggling]: I believe.... you.
[Renaults 2022]
Interviewer: Do you think it's appropriate for you to dislike your teammate so openly?
Esteban: What teammate?
Interviewer:.....
Esteban:......
Interviewer: Pierre Gasly?
Esteban: Who?