#renh0ek

[opportunistic-chicanery]

@renh0ek

“Hello, little rat creature. If you must infest this space, kindly do so without breeding. One of you is hard enough to look at already.”

[xxlordalexanderxx]

*curls up and nods off on his throne*

"The royal hound."~

[eyesofcuriosity]

@renh0ek

"A visit from a royal guard dog? Well I'm honored to have you come for a visit little one!"

[liistenwellallofyou]

@renh0ek WHAT A SADISTIC WOMAN. ren was enchanted. ❝ ....................so what would you do instead? ❞

"I've always been really found of certain torture metods. I'd start with some of them."

[maaskuline-a]

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NOTE: ok imagine. Johnny thinks that having a dog would make him seem more appealing to the ladies. so he begs his mama to buy him a dog and she gives in. he's expecting some really cute or cool looking dog but next day she comes home with THIS UGLY LITTLE FREAK OF NATURE

[xxlordalexanderxx]

if alexander ever needs a pet dog~

Good lord. He had get on his hands and knees just to get a proper look at this tiny creature. Dogs came this size???

"And just what sort of beastie are you...?"

[xxlordalexanderxx]

renh0ek Replies

"i didn't" :3

"Which is why you make a fine guard dog~"

[opportunistic-chicanery]

"you dere!!! you have a spaceship, don't you? can you take me wit' you?"

Hacker plucked the creature off the ground like it was a stray he’d come across in his basement. “No free rides, bub. But I can call the pound to pick you up.”

He dropped the creature suddenly, realizing it would in all likelihood be carrying at least a dozen diseases.