wannabe womanizer

a very headcanon-heavy rp blog for Johnny Bravo! penned by Ace (he/him). ocs & crossover friendly!

[maaskuline-a]

"Hey, baby, anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?"

semi-selective rp & ask blog for Hanna Barbera & Cartoon Network's Johnny Bravo — penned by Ace (24, he/him)

so i used to be super heavy into the tumblr rp scene a long time ago, took a looong break from it for several years, and i've been wanting to get back into it again! i'm totally out of practice, so please be patient and bare with me if i'm not very familiar with some of the rp etiquette here! i'm a bit rusty lol

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[maaskuline-a]

HEY GUYS, SO. i've been thinking it over for a while, and i think what i'm gonna do is move Johnny over to my multimuse blog, at @piinkponyclub !!

i haven't had much muse for Johnny lately! but he's also very much a special interest character for me, so i'm sure it'll come back sooner or later — but it's also just been increasingly difficult trying to go back & forth between two different accounts, especially now that i'm mostly operating on mobile these days, so i think it would just be a whole lot easier for me to start rping him on my multimuse from here on out! it's a lil saddening bc this blog had such a good run, and i had a lot of fun with it!! and also maaskuline was such a banger url idea for a Johnny Bravo blog ngl

i'll keep this blog archived though! and any ic bonds he had with other muses can be transferred over to @piinkponyclub as well — though i'll likely be dropping all threads & asks (but if there's anything you'd really like to continue, by all means please feel free to message me at piinkponyclub or discord and i'll more than likely be down to continue it over there!)

[byjove]

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

[byjove]

going to be saying this periodically forever now

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I want "Woah mama im on the scary planet" on a shirt XD

[thestoryofaslut]

...isn't this just Johnny Bravo? XD

[maaskuline-a]

random HC: i like to imagine Johnny is very sensitive when it comes to the sight of blood or bad injuries—especially if it's his OWN blood. depending on just how bad it is, he's likely to get sick or literally faint

he may be physically strong, but emotionally he is weak 😔 bro was built for cartoon violence, but not ACTUAL real violence that will draw blood or leave any serious injuries

[maaskuline-a]

OK SO LIKE. i haven't been as active here bc lately i've just been busy with a lot of irl things & having no wifi at my house rn. and i really hate trying to rp on tumblr mobile bc it feels so much more tedious on mobile BUT I STILL WANNA RP SO BADDD so like i thought about it and came up with something 🤔

times where i'm busy like this i tend to prefer faster-paced rps on discord since it's easier to rp on the go — and when it comes to discord rps, i'm very used to like. danganronpa killing game rp formats which follows a specific formula & schedule with events and such. i've long moved on from danganronpa rp by this point lol, but i still miss group rps with that sense of structure & story sm .. SO I'M MAKING A JOHNNY BRAVO-THEMED RP SERVER BABY 😈

basically an rp server based around the show with a story-driven format & crossovers and ocs are very much allowed — with fun little "character of the week" events that drive the story forward! some light D&D elements in there and such ig but also just kinda a sandbox rp too where you can just hang out HFKWJCKRJX

i will need some other mods though .. 👀 i'd prefer someone who has seen Johnny Bravo before and is familiar enough with the show for convenience sake (but you don't need to have seen it just to rp there, honestly there isn't much to know about JB lore anyway LMAO) — SO 👉👈 if anyone would be inch rested by chance, feel free to like this post or hmu if you'd possibly like to be a mod for something like that !!

[coolvintagecars]

Chrysler Fury (1964)

[coolvintagecars]

Imperial Crown Convertible (1959)

[maaskuline-a]

"Pshhh. Men can't be pretty! Unless that man is me—'cause I'm the prettiest man on the block, baby. None o' the others can possibly live up to this standard, y' know? So that's why it's impossible for 'em. Sorry 'bout that, fellas."

[maaskuline-a]

HELLOOOO guess which guy is 24 today!! (👆 this guy)

[sparklejamesysparkle]

James Dean in a publicity portrait for the Warner Bros./Nicholas Ray drama Rebel Without a Cause, 1955.

[maaskuline-a]

fun fact i have a specific timeline plotted out for Johnny in my head and if i were to write him as like modern day era he would actually be 55 rn 😎

ofc i usually just leave it vague in threads unless otherwise specified depending on the verse but i like to HC that he was born in 1970 😌

[thes-hitoverlord]

art by Philtomato

[danismm]

[egyptroyal]

Flying past the word slip he made, Velma gave a shrug while answering his first question. "Vacationing with family, of course!" It had been much longer than she wanted to admit since he was her first proposal in... well... ever! That and she had already did background checks for real estate sellers of defunct homes or establishments before arriving. All clear on that front.

"You always talked about where you were, my family figured it's a great spot for a vacation from the Dinkley Spooky Antiques. What have you been up to?" It wasn't farfetched he had moved on, right?

[maaskuline-a]

Alas... he had not.

"Why, I was thinkin' about you, babycakes!" Johnny got down onto one knee, and grabbed Velma's hand into his, placing a kiss onto it. "Oh, Veronica, I knew you'd change your mind sooner or later and come crawlin' back to me! I can't blame you—I know, I'm pretty great. You just couldn't resist that Bravo charm for much longer, could you?"

He stands back up then, immediately wrapping her in a tight hug.

"I know you've probably been torn up over me, ya poor thing. But don't you worry, Victoria—you've still got room to be my number-one main squeeze~!"

[cncity-deactivated20251202]

i liek them

[maaskuline-a]

epic new icon for pride month!! >:3

[jesse-the-boy-nextdoor]

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

It had been a while since Jesse had moved into town, months or even years in fact. Much had been learned over the course of that time, such as his dream to be a cartoonist or the fact he had a huge sweet tooth!

The blonde and the noir had grown closer together as what started as almost a rivalry grew into a beautiful bond from long talks over that white picket fence.

All this led to now, in Pop’s Moon Palace where the two shared a booth and were chatting over some milkshakes.

Now then, it’s important to know that Jesse here, the boy nextdoor, had a bit more than friendship on his mind when it came to Johnny. He thought the blonde, though pigheaded at times, was a caring and loyal friend. They shared similar interests, able to talk about fashion and fitness for hours. Johnny would even pose for him when Jesse needed something to draw!

So this was a date. The blonde didn’t need to know. It could be Jesse’s little secret.

“Say Johnny, I don’t think I ever asked you this, but how do you get your hair to stand up so tall? It’s quite impressive.”

[maaskuline-a]

Johnny, meanwhile, hadn't really thought much of it when his neighbor had invited him out for milkshakes at the diner. He came here all the time, after all, usually with Carl or by himself, or anyone else who was able to tolerate his presence for more than ten minutes—though he couldn't help but notice the way Pops was eyeing them from the counter on the other side of the diner, as if dying to know what the two of them were up to. That part was certainly a little odd, but the old man had always been rather nosey when it came to Johnny's goings-on, so maybe that was just Pops being classic Pops.

He looked back over to Jesse as he heard him speak up, and ran a hand through his hair when his glorious 'do was brought up. "Oh, this ol' thing? Heh... Well, y' know, a man's gotta have some secrets, Jace! Wouldn't want any chumps copyin' my style, ya dig? Buuut... if ya really wanna know..."

Johnny glanced around, ensuring that no one would be able to overhear their conversation. Then, he gestured for Jesse to lean in closer over the table, and proceeded to whisper something into his ear—something about having plenty of natural mojo, Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement, and a special shampoo and conditioner that his mama uses.