#replieses

[lostdaemon]

You bastard.

Please cite your sources.

[lostdaemon]

wtf is wrong with you?

I come from the era who mainly had to survive off finding our parents hidden porn stash. Magazines and VHS tapes. One day it hits you. Where the tape begins is where your parents finished.

My generation lives with this knowledge. We are the damned. We are the damaged. Ask not what is wrong with me, ask how anything could be right.

[lostdaemon]

What would your live-action gritty Gravity Falls reboot be like?

Hahaha

Haha

Ha

Because of previous dark reboot AU's I've tortured shared with my friends, I must decline to answer without permission from @melifair and @anais-ninja-bitch.

Thank you.

*cough*twinswithbenefitsandLi'lGideonasabisexualbiphobe*cough*

[lostdaemon]

Fuck me up daddy. uwu

You were found in a cardboard box by the side of the road.

It was two months before anyone realized you weren't just an ugly puppy.

It's a good thing you're dumb because your college fund was spent on pre-school electrolysis and removing your tail.

Your only hope is that the axiom holds true that there is a fetish for everything, even you.

You're more disappointing than my sex life.

[lostdaemon]

3 things: in your bunk, where is your handler, genuine and sincere and respectful friendship (usually in the form of trolling)

I am guilty and flattered as charged.  

[lostdaemon]

I hate you.

We should be friends, it sounds like we have a lot in common.

[lostdaemon]

you are aware that i am not tall?

True.  But it was more the kind of aesthetic aura that gifset gave off, than the actual attributes.  (Oddly enough, not a boob joke for a change.)  Also giving off vibes of Danielle Colby from American Pickers.

[lostdaemon]

What are your serial killer plans?

Thank you for asking Anonymous-Asker-Who-Totally-Not-An-FBI-Agent!

My answer is under the cut...

The first would be a triple kill of people with the same last name.  One would have their neck broke, one would be burned alive, and the last would be shot.

Next would be a male boat owner who would be killed by crushing their private area and allowed to bleed out from the injury.

Then would be some random guy named Anthony, who would be frozen to death.

Similar deaths would follow.  The the key is the calling card!

The first three, all surnamed Rice, would have Rice Krispies left at the crime scene since they are Snap, Crackle and Pop.

The boat captain, with Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal at the scene.

Frozen Tony, of course, gets the Frosted Flakes.

Serial Cereal, of course.