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[proshyak]

How many roads must a man walk down before we can him a man? (I don't really know any philosophical questions/quotes) but like give me an actually ball park firgure

Each road has it's own trials, it's own rules, it's own benefits. How many is needed depends on the strength of the man :P

[proshyak]

give an apple to

Ok, any paticular reason I need an apple? :P

[proshyak]

Please don't consider dude gender neutral, it doesn't have a history of being gender neutral and it can 'cause some trans people to feel dysphoria or just generally shitty, please don't.

If someone feels uncomfortable around me when I say it, I won't say it. I mean languages evolves, but if it's making someone uncomfortable i'll keep an eye on myself on here :)

[proshyak]

so there's no hot celeb girls out there you'd wanna watch get frisky and or maybe fuck?

ehh, not really, why should I bother when i'm happy with who i'm with?

[proshyak]

name 2 girls you'd wanna have a 3way with

umm... that depends on a lot and honestly I wouldn't be comfortable with one as i'm fairly certain my girlfriend wouldn't be.. and seeing as I wouldn't do anything without her then nope

[proshyak]

do you wanna fuck zoey? ;) ;)

umm… if…:

We both happened to randomly dump our girlfriends that we’re both very happy to be with (well from what I’ve heard she seems very happy),

If she also randomly decided that she was into guys (somehow), 

if we somehow ended up in the same place and got talking (seeing as i’m not even sure if she lives in the uk or somewhere in europe, her accent doesn’t sounds further than that)

if we somehow enjoyed each others company enough to keep talking till we’re kicked out/want to leave (heh… like I could do that, only time I managed to talk to a girl that long was when were were both hammed off ring of fire and now i’m dating her)

if we keep chatting to one of our apartments/houses (if we had the time to go to each others house and one of us didn’t walk the other home)

if we kept talking till we both went to the bedroom (see above)

and if we were both in the mood/not to smashed off any drinks we’ve had

then maybe.

[proshyak]

BEN YOU BUTT CHECK YOU'RE SKYPE OR I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND HUG YOU TO DEATH IT'S BEEN AGES

... hey? :) :P 

[proshyak]

Frick

Frack??

Hey greyface :)