A Glimpse into the future
Trump: I won the election!
Newsperson: um, no you didn't, you lost.
Trump: I won with white men and if it weren't for crooked Hillary and Obama creating the 19th Amendment I would win. See I told you the election was rigged
Katrina: (CNN's resident Trump surrogate) Trump just wants to make it fair for everyone, and clearly the voting laws as they stand now aren't fair. By repealing the 19th Amendment, it makes voting fair
Newsperson: But Katrina that means you wouldn't be able to vote.
Katrina: I am okay with that.
Rudy Guiliani: EMAILS BENGHAZI BILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Mike Pence: I would like to be excluded from this narrative, can I just go back to Indiana and push for more conversion therapy
Trump: PAUL RYAN did this to me. Paul Ryan and McCain were the only white men that didn't vote for me, it's a sinister conspiracy
Newsperson: I quit
Katrina: you can't quit, who is gonna wanna talk to me now. If you quit, it's just proves Isis has won.
Trump: I still won the election, I'm the PRESIDENT!! I have A GOOD TEMPERAMENT!!! ME ME ME!!!! Hey Katrina, how's your pussy? Can I grab it??? PUSSY LOCKER ROOM
Katrina: See he asked permission, and everyone else is lying, except for Bill's accusers.
Christie: um...hey guys I'm still here, remember me, Hurricane Sandy.
Trump: Shut up Chris, I saw you hanging with Obama after Hurricane Sandy, which to tell the truth Hurricane Sandy wasn't that bad. It was a weak storm, WEAK LIKE PAUL RYAN! ISIS! EMAILS! CROOKED HILLARY


















