Hi, how are you? 💜
Could you please create headcanons of Adam in a romantic relationship with Reader?
I know it sounds silly and unfunny, but I'm really desperately looking for something like this.
I wanted something that connected with the current events in the series...
As if he had never died.
PLEASE, I BEG YOU!!!!
Please please please!!!!
(Adam from hazbin hotel)
Dating the original Dick
-You'd have to be a winner or angel really just anyone in heaven, because his stances on sinners and hell well.........yea good luck babes.
-Meeting you would come from a variety of scenarios, either from work, or his concerts or maybe you were just the hottie at his favorite little restaurant. The one that would smile at him all nice and sweetly as you handed him his order. Leaving him momentarily hesitate to grab his things as he listens to you tell him goodbye. The one that made his wings shutter faintly as he shook his head clear of the attraction towards you before going off to where ever the fuck he was supposed to be at.
-Yet he so happened to show up at your work durring the days you were working, maybe because it was just nice to see someone genuinely smile at him.....Even if it was transactional....Just nothing more than a quick few minute interaction, he gets his order and leave....Until you had started sliding him little extras with his order with little notes on the baggies.
-"Hope your day goes great!" "Hope you enjoy the sweat treat!" "Hope this makes you smile."
-He tried shurgging it off, trying to deny the beating of his heart as this was just you being friendly to a customer. You probably did this shit with anyone.......So when he got one with your phone number on the bag he tried so many times to come up with a reason why it wasnt true.....He texted less than an hour after that visit.
-To his suprise, you both hit it off quite well, something that terrified him entirely.
"I dont do realationships." He had told you when things started to get wayyyyyy to close for his liking, his insecurities eatting at him so best way to deal with them, self sabotage.....After all you would leave sooner than later.....Why get his hopes up?
"Oh, Well thats fine! We don't got to be anything, i just like hanging out with you!" You'd tell him, way to easily, way to understanding. No over dramatic fight or spat at him for wasting your time, nothing bht a warm smile as you continued whatever you two were doing. You just dismissing his self sabotage like it was nothing.
"No fuck you, were dating." He would then say with a little bit of a bite as he would grab your hand taking you for suprise as you look at him with wide eyes before a small laugh would come from you as you clasp your fingers over his shaking hand.
"Alrighty lets go to the aquarium then."
"As a fuckin Date?"
"Well yea is that not what folks dating do?"
".......Got me fucking there babes."
- Dating him would Not be all sunshine and Rainbows, But it would be one of alot of communication. Surprisingly Adam told you everything, anything that worried him, bothered him,.....made him anxious. As well of things that made him excited, happy or calm....Adam was pretty good at communicating healthy if you give him a chance.
-He knew he had issues, fuck those were the first things he warmed you about when you really did take his outburst as the start of your relationship. Something which the next day he actually took you somewhere really nice to eat and places that were fun to go as an actual Real offical date.
"What do you people call them again....Red flags or some shit..?"
"Uh yea like things someone does that crosses a boundary or acts poorly in your taste." You had clarified to him as you watched Adam nodd his head slightly.
"Yea well....I got several....Fuck more than that-I just....if you decide to leave me can you just like say it to my face...?.....I dont want another person just vanishing out of my life and leave me hanging to what I had done wrong....and if i could have fucking fixed it or some shit."
You had promsied holding on to his arm tightly as to assure him entirely.
-Adam has a extremely good memory. If you mentioned you like something once time, dont be suprise when he randomly birmgs you that thing or your going out on a date to somewhere you liked.
"Here bitch, got you this." He would say affectionately but also nonchalant simply because under his mask hes blushing as he gives you his gift. The nervousness in his chest as he sees your hands take it and your pretty eyes look over.
Think of one of those penguins that brings their mate a shiny rock.....Yea thats him. Just anxious at you observing his gift. Only feeling releif nd joy when you smile brightly.
"Awe babe! I love it!"
- Adam would eventually tell you about the exterminations and his postion within them. Adam hated keeping secrets from you, you were his partner, someone he was actively spemding his enterity with...not telling you felt like lying.
And he fucking hated Liars.
So he told you, and answered any questions you had and assured any concerns.
"Do you have to kill them all?" You had once ask making his chest tight as he looked over at you. Scared that you will hate his answer and leave...
"If we dont, then some of them will grow audacious again and uprise...it will get our kind killed."
You seemed to understand, as he held you tightly into his arms that night when you crashed over at his place. He tried not to picture you headless like his lost and may the bitch rest in peace, solider chasity.
-He feared in losing you. You had made it into his heart, the thoughts of losing you would sometimes put him into an anxiety attack that he would have in the bathroom or something away from sight. And with the information that they too could be killed, only put that irrational fear deeper into his head. Sometimes plaguing him in nightmares of sinners getting their filty fuckin hands on you and he couldnt be there to save you.
-Hed awake sick to his stomach and this deep need to make sure no one was alive in the pride ring the next upcoming extermination day.
People forget that he Lived to see the worst of humanity Both in his actual mortal life & afterlife. He even sired the first murderer and his second son paid for it, while the first got to fuck off and live his life even sired kids of his own because heaven pussied out and gave him a wife.
Just for his eldests monstrosities be passed down through his own kids. Getting so bad that even the Big man had to drown the entire fucking earth to kill them all off....Only leaving his grandson & his family alive to restart all of humanity again...
Adam refused to believe that his exterminations are anywhere on par to the devestations the big man done to humanity before his second son of humanity....So as he geld you tight to his chest wings wrapped around you as you soundly slept he knew in his heart he would kill as many of those fuckers if it meant you never had to see them.
-Hes possessive, Adam doesnt like see other guys around you, fuck not even other women. He knows how easily someone could throw a kind smile, a few snake like words of sweetness and suddenly hes alone again. He's trying to work on it, for you, hes trying to not immediately come over towering over you with his hand on your shoupder or waist when your talking to someone absolutely mean mugging them through his mask.
It doesnt work which prompts you to lean back and look at him before your hand coming to tap at his mask.
"Clear your face."
How his Led light eyes would move down to you, before his mask would go completely black before popping up again with a more softer expression making you giggle as he legit no shit cleared his face.
-When the next extermination comes up and hes going to charlies hotel first thing to "fuck things up" that day you had gave him a necklace with a charm.
He took it with a confused look as he glanced from it to you with a led brow raised.
"Just for protection." You simply gave him, as you didnt tell him that you had this bad gutted feeling in your stomach. But your face mustve convey some of your worries as you saw him soften before putting it on, it dangled greatly, coming down to his chest.
"Thanks sugartits, I'll keep it on me." He assured his arms moving to wrap around you, feeling hiw you clung to him, hurrying your face into his neck inhaling sharply as if you were trying to memorizing everything about him.....it had unsettled him slightly but he didn't say anything as he held you tightly, lifting his mask up slightly to press kisses on the top of your head....He hadnt ever showed you his face yet...He planned to after this extermination.
"Babes i gotta go." He would tell you lightly as he slid his mask back down and unhand you, hearing you let out a shakey breath before nodding letting go of him.
"When i get back, lets go to that bitchin ass restaurant you like." He would say to lighten up tensed atmosphere as he playfully ran his led eyes over your body.
"Wear something really sexy for me babes." He felt relief when you smiled rolling your eyes, letting him leave with something to hope for when he came back.
-Shit was not going well, Fucking limp dick twink Lucifer decieded to come out of his depresson horde to fuck with him again. Saying some slick shit that pissed him the fuck off. He aint give two shits about Lilith, that wound was so old that even the scars didnt even salt over at the mention of her leaving him. But Eve? The disrespectful shit this fucking dipshit was slandering against her.
Oh but he'sssss the awful one, Okay. Adam felt angery at the insult to his ex-wife. The mother of his children, that shit couldnt fly. Sure Adam could have thrown the fact that Lucifers oh so loving wife left lucifer as soon as he became useless to her and came crawling back to him, begging him to marry her again so she can be in heaven. Fucking making a deal to cut him and their daughter off just to get a taste of the good life she could have had. But he didn't, he wasnt that pathetic or weak minded to bring up someones wife leaving them
"Hey you never know! Third time might be the charm!" Lucifer mocked him before grinning and wiggling his brows.
"Until I get ahold of her~ Three for Three ya know?"
The bastard had the nerve to laugh, and it was his breaking point. The very thought of Him being around you? It made him see white. He wanted nothing more than to leave with lucifers head dangling from his hand.
After all A dead snake is a good snake.
-He was losing it, crashing out. Did that fucker really think a few punches to the face was really gonna hold him down? They really thought they won with their pussy ass fighting? Think they could get away with this mid ass fight? Who the fuck did they think he was?! He was a celestial being, one that was granted to actually create life. He was fucking THE FIRST SON OF GOD, not some pansy ass little cheerleader that couldnt do shit right like lucifer.
He was going to make them all pay for the disrespect-
There was the sound of metal snapping making him pause as a flash of golden light encased him rapidly, startling him greatly.
"What the fuck!?" he yelled in suprise before feeling a pressure on his back making him turn to see some short gremlin looking freak trying to stab at him. He froze as he had to put toghether what had happened, he could hear his name being yelled and a glance over showed that Lute was falling to the ground trying to get to him..
"No seriously what the fuck.." He had to process as his hand went to his neck grabbing that necklace you gave him and seeing it broke in half....Your words in his mind making him catch up to what was going on a grin on his face.
"Yall really thought you could kill me?" His words echoing in the silence before he punt kicked the freaky sinner away from him, hearing the hells failure of a proncess scream some name.
But Adam? He couldnt stop laughing. Everything was on the table now. No restraints and with a snap of a finger a golden sealed and sign scrolled apear makimg him grin at Lucifer whose face paled.
"You all can thank your fucking dumb bitch of a princess for making that first blood mark on me, treatys off bitches. Next time were killing all of you, your rulers included."
- He came straight home, where ever you were at, that was home. Seeing you scamble from what you were doing to him eyes moving over his body to that broken charm dangling from his neck you nearly let out a choked sob as you rushed into his arms. Adam held you so tightly picking you up with ease as he just held you, breathing in your scent.....because holly fuck, he almost died....If it hadn't been for your silly little charm...
"I knew you needednit...i just knew it..." Your whimpers in his neck as he took inna sharp shakey inhale.
"You got one hell of an intuition babes.." He whispers as he fought how his body was finally processing the near death experience...
"Wanna shower wifh me before we go out?" He asked trying to distract his mind, just wanting to focus on you and you alone.
"mhmm" You would whisper as you felt him carry you to the bathroom...It then dawned on you...he wasnt wearing a mask when he came home. You jerked your face from his arms and looked at him wide eyed. His eyes, real golden eyes looking down at you a slight smirk on his face.
"Oh? Like what you see babygirl?"
Of course you did. He was damn hot and he knew it.
"Im pissed you never showd me how hot you were before." You let out with a huff as ypur hands immediately went to his face. Warm soft hands making him lean to them, touch starved as ever.
"Wanted to make sure you liked me for me." He muttered out jolting only lightly ahen you lightly smacked his face.
"I love you, you damn idiot." You scolded him, making him smile some as he moved to kiss you. feeling your lips against his actual ones for the first time in nearly a whole year.
"I love you too babes."
-He really thought after that shitshow, things would calm down until the next extermination, boy was he wrong. Turned out that random blimp ship thingy that tried and failed miserably had some snake sinner that had actually had redeemed themselves.
The very sight of him being in heaven, had caused a turmoil on Adams face......This wasnt supposed to happen.... His face turned to Sera as his masks leds slightly glitched due to the many emotions going through his features. Noticing how Sera refused to look at him, refused to acknowledge them as she interrogated the sinner......was he even that anymore?
Adam was clenching his courts railing as the speaker made the sinner speak of his story, showing it to all...His own mind spiraling.
He was told they couldnt be saved.
Told that if it was between Hell rising or Heaven staying safe, he should always choose heaven.
He was told to turn his back on the damn.
And hear Sera threw blame on him made him look at her in suprise, shock.....she was the one who came to him, told him to figure something out. Find her an answer...No mater the cost....And she swept all fault onto him?!
Lute was speaking, yet his mind was too busy as he looked down at his hands, trying to unclench the railing...
"There will be no more blood on Adams hands!" Seras voice boomed and Adam found himself looking up wide eyed at the seraphim....the angel he so respected....Use him just like the others had.....
He couldn't breathe.
-You would find him, curled up in a corner of his bedroom, his house an utter mess as if he just flew hoke and destoryed everything. You moved through his house softly calling for him to get no answer until you found him.
Wings covering him, his new mask seeming thrown across the room busted. His body shaking and feathers flarring up as if to make himself seem bigger. You could hear itz the soft chokes of quiet sobbing and you carefully got to your knees moving to him.
"Adam?" You asked as you carefully peeled his wings away to take in the bloodshot red eyes and tear stained face of the man you loved. He looked rough, his shirt stained of tears that fell down to it. His arms bright red with claw marks as if he was trying to comfort himself.
You moved your hands to his cheeks immediately moving closer to him as you try to consol him.
"Baby...Whats wrong?"
To feel him grab you so tightly as he burried his face immediately into your chest as he nearly started hyperventilating once again.
"They could have been saved." He choked out as he held you so tightly muttering out what was on his mind.
"Eve.....Cain..." He started mutteringbout more names, one that continued and you realized it was his family, his dirrect children to grandchildren, all the ones he knew and had one looked after.
You were worried and confused as you stopped his ramblings and tried to get to what was causing him to spiral so baddly.
"My love....what happened." To be met with pained filled golden eyes to angery ones.
"A fucking sinner got redeemed." Adam had snarled out before his body started up again with shakes and tremers.
"Sera threw the blame of every exterminations onto me...Like it was my fault! I was just living just fine in my afterlife, with the kids that made it up here! She was the fucking one that pulled me away from them, told me of her issues her fucking problems and begged me to help her." Adam had ranted as he held you, his arms trembling around you.
"I didn't even fucking wanted to be the one to go down there! But I was told to choose heaven, amd i fucking did and you know what i got in return!?" You jerked as he ripped from you slightly, only slightly as his golden eyes burned with rage.
"Fucking used as her scapegoat. Im so fucking SICK of people fucking using me and throwing me to the side." He was yelling as tears dripped down his face his eyes looked unfocused at you and you had to heartbreaking watch as something flashed through those beautiful sunlight eyes of his.
"Why does everyone I try to be good for just tosses me to the pit of blame?"
You didn't have an answer, only to bring him back to your chest as you sit in his lap holding him as your wings try and fail to wrap around his and the both of you.
"Why dont you just stay home for a while?" You softly brought up the topic feeling how he let in a shakey inhaled.
"Who the fuck they gonna put in my place? Aint no one here can put shit in motion like i can." He bitterly let out as he leaned into your hand that was petting his hair.
"Thats a them problem baby." You would tell him before kissing his head lightly.
"Take a mental vaca, you need it."
And he did, with you, you both just woke up the next day and left heaven city to the country side of it. He did have a nice little cabin out there, the both of you would be surrounded by nature.
Fuck heaven, they could figure something out on their own.
