#requestie :3

[sl33gywriter]

bro x fem reader… i love that man…

BRO STRIDER X FEM!READER HCS (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆.

CW: All SFW, slight mentions of sex, light misogyny (It's Bro), Bro is an emotionally constipated mess, Bro gets his own warning

• ohhh boyy

• He's... interesting!

• He's a very silent lover as in he doesn't openly share his affection towards you.

• He'll allow you to be affectionate (sometimes) but he won't really be affectionate himself

• Like you'll just be leaning on him or trying to hug him and he's just 🧍

• He also doesn't verbally express his love either

• and if he does, it's not in usual ways-

• Like his idea of verbal affection or compliments is pointing out something you might have done (whether a change in appearance or a skill you've shown off)

• "You cut your hair."

• "Oh- Yeah!"

• "...Looks good."

• It's very dry but that's like ... Peak compliment giving in his mind so be greatful-

• He'd much rather express his love by doing certain tasks for you or doing stuff to make your life just a bit easier.

• Like if you complain about there being so many dishes to do or that your back hurts too much to bend over, you'll find the dishwasher unloaded and the dishes placed to be more accessible to grab.

• It's like bare minimum but hey at least it's something ❤️‍🩹

• It's VERY rare that he ever does housework I'm sorry

• As much as he loves you, he's still a 'bit' of a misogynist 🥹

• I feel like a prime example of physical affection from him is helping you stretch or crack your achy bones

• Like if you maybe train or work out with him or had a particularly rough sesh with him

• he's helping you crack your back or your shoulders and helping get a good stretch.

• He also allows you into his space

• Usually if it was anyone else he'd kick them out of the room if he was training or working on his smuppets

• But he'll allow you to sit by him and exist in his space as he sews and he'll (somewhat) listen to you yap.

• I feel like he wouldn't seek out affection too much as in like- *seeking you out* you know what I mean?

• Like if you both are on the couch watching some shitty movie, he'd pull on into him or on his lap but not in a way where it's obvious he *wants* attention.

• Aside from him being a fake idgaf-er, I feel like he'd like physical affection

• He's just not one to initiate it most of the time.

• But I think he'd love the feel of peoples body weight on him?

• Like please lay on him like a weighted blanket he'll love it

• He won't express it but just trust me ❤️‍🩹

• And because this is Bro Strider we're talking about

• this man loves size difference come on dude.

• Does it kinda stem from misogyny? Yeah. But does he bring it up in ways you can't be mad at? Unfortunately 💔

• Your in his way? He's grabbing you by the hips and moving you to the side

• It doesn't matter what size or weight you are, he WILL be picking you up any chance he gets

• He WILL stand either beside you or behind you any chance he gets because ough does he love looking big and scary beside you

• I feel like he'd also only use certain pet names (usually in a condescending way) that like- make you seem small?

• "Sweet thing", "Sweet girl", "Baby" "Sweetheart", "Doll", "Baby Cakes" <--- That's if he's feeling REAL condescending

• But he'd also use some of these pet names to get shit he wants

• Sex, a favor, forgiveness, no matter the context he's going to use the *sweetest* voice possible that he knows for sure will make you melt and give in.

• After every argument, you always hear:

• "Baby I know, I know 'm sorry...you know I love you right?"

• We have to kill him NEOW...

• But despite Bro being an absolute ass I feel like he can actually be pretty soft at times

• This usually being in the mornings when he doesn't wanna get up

• Or at night when he's trying to get you to shut up and go to sleep

• Back tracking to size difference, that man will NEVERR let you hold him or make him little spoon in ANY way

• you have him fuuucked up

• He'll absolutely side eye you and quirk his brow like 🤨😒

• I feel like because it's still Bro, he'd absolutely love to manhandle you and play fight

• It won't be anywhere close to really hurting you, he just thinks it's fun seeing your reactions

• It's also a good way for him to display affection without him having to seem vulnerable

• Tossing you onto the couch/bed, playfully shoving you, putting you in a loose headlock- he loves it

• Over all is he like- the best lover? No, but are you exactly where you wanna be? Hell yeah

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER I GENUINELY HAD NO IDEAS UP UNTIL TODAY 😭😭

[sl33gywriter]

A Karkat x reader headcanons,,,

I love Karkat sm

KARKAT HEADCANONS (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)

Papa is back guys I'm making my way through my asks very slowly but surely 🥹

CW: Classic Kk behavior, Gn!Reader, reader can be troll or human, talks about body image, classic hemo-racism, talks about anxiety and burnout

• OUGHHH I LOVE HIM‼️‼️

• I genuinely love him so much he's my favorite

• anyways-

• Karkat would be such a good fucking lover omg

• At first it's a bit awkward/messy because despite being the "Romance expert" and consuming so much media about romance

• He's honestly SO bad at admitting it and showing it

• It would honestly take a good year or two to actually get somewhere with him-

• Trust is a very big thing with him (for various reasons) so he needs time before he can express anything romantic to you.

• He's very tentative pre-relationship or pre...anything really-

• He watches you very carefully, putting certain information away in the expansive filing cabinet that is his brain

• What makes you laugh, what makes you excited, what your hobbies are, what you hate, what makes you annoyed, everything.

• And after a good while of careful trust building he finally lets you know about his blood color

• If you're a human, he might let you know earlier on because he knows there won't be any prejudice held against him.

• But it'll probably take a good minute if your also a troll-

• He would need lots of reassurance that you won't think of him any differently because of his mutation.

• But after you both have a mutual trust in each other and there's no judgement

• he's SO adoring holy shit

• when he's not engrossed in his many Romance novels/movies or trying to keep things civil between his friends

• you can always find him zoning out on you

• he is a yearnerrr

• When you exist too loud or if you do something stupidly loveable he starts tweaking out

• Cuteness aggression if you will

• Don't think you're safe from getting bit or bonked because you're not 🥹

• "OH SHIT THIS IS THE BEST PART. THIS IS PART IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO M- HEY!"

• "Oww!! Karkat what the fuck?"

• "YOU WEREN'T LOOKING. THIS IS IMPORTANT!"

• Gog speed if you're not paying attention to every detail or comment during his romcoms ...

• I like to think his main ways of showing affection are quality time and acts of service

• He will involve you in EVERYTHING he does

• A new movie came out? You're watching it together. He's going to the store? Get dressed, you're coming too. You want to go out to eat? When and where he already has his shoes on.

• He'll also get so happy if you actually respond to his commentary

• He's gotten so used to people never really listening to him (especially during movie rants)

• so when he hears you respond and actively involving yourself in his rants he'll be so in love

• " I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE SHE WOULDN'T TELL HER MATESPRIT ABOUT SOMETHING SO CRUCIAL.WHERES THE COMMUNICATION YOU NOOKWHIFFER."

• "Right! She did NOT deserve him"

• "ABSOLUTELY NOT."

• he's giggling and kicking his feet in his head

• He also likes doing things for you despite him telling you he's not your lusus

• Getting a snack for you, bending over to get something for you,

• for some reason I think tying someone's shoes is like- peak romantic gesture to him??

• With all the shit that's happened to him and his friends I think he just really yearns for domestic slop

• Like he just wants to wake up and find you in the kitchen sipping coffee

• FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN HE JUST HAVE THAT?

• ahem ahem

• anyways!

• I also like to think that he really likes physical touch

• but he doesn't like to be the one to initiate it.

• The most he'll do is awkwardly reach for your hand

• But he love love loves when you go out of your way to be physically affectionate

• love on him damnit please

IM SOO SORRY THIS IS SO BUNZ ITS REALLY RUSHED I WANTED TO GET THIS OUT BEFORE EASTER 😓 I hope y'all have a good day and a good Easter to anyone who celebrates! :DD

[sl33gywriter]

I was wondering if you could share ur bro strider headcanons....heh...smirks.../optional

MORE BRO STRIDER HCS!!

NOTES: Bro is so hard to write for yet so easy at the same time help mee

CW: GN!Reader, pre-Dave!Bro (I like writing pre-Dave better 😓), Typical Bro toxicity, it's still Bro ... Woman or not they're still misogyny 💔, kinda suggestive??

• This is both a beef cake AND a skinny Bro household

• I like to think before Dave came along he was more visually buff-

• He was still pretty lanky but there was a lot more visible

• I also think he'd be pretty tall, maybe like 6'0?? Something along that most definitely

• Pre-Dave Bro is also when he started just doing shit-

• This man absolutely got *cough cough* certain piercings just because he likes how it feels to get pierced

• Maybe I'll elaborate on his piercings in another work ...

• Anyways

• he definitely likes little hits of pain whether it's in a sexual context or not

• Like if you just walk up to him and bite his shoulder he'll look at you like "what the hell is wrong with you"

• But trust he loovees it

• He probably would also like the possessive aspect of it too

• He seems like the kinda partner to do shit you don't like/make you jealous just to see your reactions

• Holyyy enabler

• If he thinks a habit of yours is interesting or just funny to him he'll enable the fuck out of it

• He wouldn't if it caused you physical harm though

• Yeah he likes seeing you roughed up a bit but he doesn't wanna see you like- SUPER fucked up

• he's not that evil

• speaking of roughing you up, I've mentioned this before, PLAY FIGHTS.

• Sometimes they are actually play fights! Sometimes you lowkey don't know if he's joking-

• If your smaller than him or more feminine looking he goes easy on you no matter how much you tell him you can take it

• it's kinda sweet when you have rose colored shades on but he mainly does this to piss you off

• "No I'm not shoving you harder than that. Look at you, you'll go flying through a window."

• Though if you're bigger/more masculine 👀

• He's putting you through it ohh loorrdd

• I'm a very firm believer of gay/bi masc leaning Bro

• So if you're built, taller/the same height, or just a little more masculine looking

• Holy shit he's tiring you out so he can see you huffing and puffing

• He absolutely *shamelessly* checks you out

• It doesn't matter what you're doing or what you're wearing

• You could be in ratty sweatpants and sleep shirt but holy shit you're SO hot to him

• Dirk "Bro" Strider is a whore and you cannot make me think any different.

• GLAZE THAT MAN

• COMPLIMENT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM DUDE

• Please compliment his strength and his body holy shit

• I don't think he really likes how hes kinda perpetually lanky so hearing someone say that he's sooo strong and he looks sooo good helps his ego a lot

• Because of his side business of smuppets and whatever main job he has outside of that I think he makes good money-

• how the hell would he have so many swords and katanas if he didn't 🤨

• So because of that I think he shows a lot of his love for you in materialistic ways

• There's a top he thinks looks good on you? He's buying more in a few different colors, his color too if he can help it

• There's a mini fig you want? Bought and already on its way

• Though, he mainly does this when he did something to make you upset-

• And I'm just kinda throwing this out there

• But because pre-Dave would be around anything before 1996

• this mother fucker DEFINITELY had a Ford Mustang

• you can NOT tell me different

• He'd be the kinda guy to call his car his baby

• Gods that man wouldn't play about his car

• anyways-

• I feel like I've gotten really off track so I'm gonna make a part 2 to this ...

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER AND IM SORRY ITS SO BUTTCHEEKS I COULD NOT STAY ON TRACK FOR THE LIFE OF ME 🥹😓

[sl33gywriter]

Can I have a karkat x pregnant reader? ^^

KARKAT X PREGNANT READER!! (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

This was so funny to write oh anxious Karkat how I love you

NOTES: All SFW, Fem!reader, reader is implied to be human (again, the mechanics of human and troll reproductive systems don't apply to me ❤️‍🩹) Karkat is stressed tf out but what else is new

• Oh boy if you thought Eridan was bad...

• When you first tell him the news the man faints IMMEDIATELY 😭

• He's shocked, disgusted, confused, and terrified

• PLEASE have patience with him oh my gog 💔

• It takes him a long while to actually process what that entails and how to handle it

• It's not that he isn't happy for you! He just always needs to plan and think ahead for everything

• As an excellent leader does

• Once that general shock fades he's doing literally all the research he can

• checking EVERY source about the human reproduction system and human female anatomy there is

• He throws up twice.

• He'll just burst into your room like

• "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SPECIES? WHAT THE HELL IS SO JOYOUS ABOUT PUSHING THAT OUT OF YOU?"

• He means well he really does 😭

• He just feels things very strongly, especially when it comes to people he cares about, ie: You

• You already KNOW he's gonna be watching human romcoms with topics of pregnancy too 🥹

• Once everything calms down though and you guys have had plenty of conversations about how to deal with this and what you guys could do to plan for this, he feels a lot better.

• Does the fact that a living being is inside you and will be getting pushed out of you gross him out? Oh absolutely.

• But it's you, so he'll be damned if he isn't the most supportive matesprit possible.

• Having done so much research, he's VERY on top of your health and what would be best for your ...wriggler..baby...thing...

• He's a bit of a hard ass but it's only because he's being protective ❤️‍🩹

• "NO YOU CANT HAVE FUCKING SUSHI WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS."

• Karkat calm down please 🥹

• Speaking of being protective, he's there for EVERY doctors appointment and asking every question possible

• he's so concerned for you omg-

• On a lighter note, he is SO invested in this baby once everything has been confirmed to be healthy and safe

• He's looking online for toys, clothes, accessories DAILY

• He'd probably also get a whole bunch of those like- baby development books and parenting books so he knows how to deal with a human baby properly 😭

• But now back to you

• he is SO worried and confused about your bump

• Like if the baby is so tiny ... Why are you so...big...

• He's getting slapped at that most definitely

• Oh GOG don't get me started with mood swings-

• He has never seen someone so mad and sad at the same time.

• But he lowkey has this in the bag

• Everything about being a moiral to multiple shit bags has led to this

• He's really good at keeping his space... physically speaking-

• he's still up your ass but from a distance.

• Back to the baby bump

• oh my gog once he feels that weird little thing moving it is OVER

• He's so astonished

• that's HIS??? YOU GUYS SOMEHOW MADE THAT???

• He's going to be so obnoxious about this baby from here on out.

• Once the baby is actually born he's so gone

• So many tears, soooo many

• But once he realizes that because of you being a human with red blood and him being a mutant with red blood he gets so anxious

• He's definitely not letting anyone who doesn't have red blood see the baby until that anxiety passes

• Because not only does the baby have Candy Red blood

• It's also BOTH a human and a troll

• To hell with himself getting culled, he's worried about the *baby*

• It takes a lot of reassurance both from you and his other friends that it'll be ok and that it won't matter to them.

• He gets so wildly defensive about you and the baby it's insane

• But once everything settles and he's becoming used to being a father lusus thing he's a really good father

• I can see him being very strict but also pretty doting

• If no one knew any better it'd seem like HE was the one who gave birth to them-

• Overall Karkat would be SO sweet as a dad and he'd stop at nothing to make sure you and the baby are safe and loved ❤️‍🩹

HOLYY THAT WAS LONG- IM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I HOPE I DID EVERYTHING JUSTICE!! (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠) 🫶

[sl33gywriter]

hey hey hey, could you do like domestic fluff of eridan x reader who is his matesprit and she’s pregnant ……I know this request sounds kinda weird but I literally mean it in the most fluffy sweet domestic fluff way ever, not in a weird way i just love eridan.

ERIDAN X PREGNANT READER!!

This isn't weird at all!! This is actually so stinkin cute lololol I don't know too much about pregnancy so bare with me 🥹

Notes: All SFW, Fem!Reader, Reader is implied to be human, Do ik if that can happen between troll and human? No. But is it gonna happen anyway? Yes.

• When Eridan first finds out he is fucking PETRIFIED.

• THAT CAN HAPPEN?? HES GONNA BE A LUSUS?

• "a dad?...wwhat the fuck is that?"

• ohhh boy there's a lot of explaining to do 💔

• After finding out the absolute horrors of the female human reproductive system he's even more horrified and now VERY concerned about you

• IT'S GONNA LIVE IN THERE??? FOR 9 MONTHS?

• He's so concerned he's not gonna want you going anywhere

• His sweet matesprit has to go through THAT? your not doin jack shit

•"wwhat? no your not gonna get up to get wwater I'll do it"

• "Eridan, my love I can ge-"

• "sit your ass dowwn"

• "Ok... 🥹"

• Yeah that boy is swallowing his pride and his ego because what the fuck is that

• Once you start showing he's both elated and worried

• Is it supposed to be like that? How the fuck does it it bigger?

• This is so fucking cool oh my gog this is amazing, it's gonna look just like me trust.

• It's a very big mix of emotions for him 💔

• Speaking of which, at first he does NOT know how to handle your mood swings

• that boy is fighting for his LIFE 😭

• "wwait wwhy are you crying, no wwait don't cry harder- fuck."

• As the weeks go by he gets better fortunately ❤️‍🩹

• Remember how I said he loves following you everywhere? Yeah that gets like 10x worse-

• He just wants to make sure you're ok and that you and the baby thingy is doing ok :(

• You guys most likely won't be doing a gender reveal party-

• He just doesn't understand what's so important about other people getting to know the gender of the baby- they'll find out once he/she is out 🙄

• He's gonna be clinging to you so bad too

• Obviously if you want space while your having mood swings he'll give it you

• Not without being butt hurt though 💔

• He'll do literally whatever you need him to do

• Back rub? Already done, your feet are sore? He'll find it odd but consider them rubbed

• He's absoLUTELY trying to figure out what your little goober will look like

• Will they have troll like qualities? Gray skin? Horns?

• Or will it look more like you since it's coming OUT of you? Softer human skin? Dull teeth?

• Will they even be a high blood?

• It doesn't matter *too* much to him but he's definitely having some insane inner monologue about it-

• Gog PLEASE let him be a girl dad holy shit

• The girl dad ever

• He'd be such a sassy dad too omg

• OMG HE'D GIVE THEM A LIL MATCHING SCARF ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

• He's culling anyone who even LOOKS at your baby wrong he is so protective of both of you

• He's gonna be sooo confused when he first sees the baby

• It's so...soft and... wrinkly...

• only two arms and two legs? No hair?

• Just a bald, crying, mammal thing?

• He fucking adores it.

• He'll make sure to take care of a lot of the heavy load

• Cooking? He'll sure as hell try. House work? Oh it's gettin done. Diaper duty?...yeah no 💔

• Not unless he absolutely has to he is NOT taking care of no diaper 😭

• Over all I think he'll be a pretty amazing father- and he'll make he's there with you every step of the way even it he has a shit ton of questions 💜

THIS IS SO LONG LOLOLOL I HOPE I DID THIS JUSTICE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）Next is Eridan mpreg/J

[sl33gywriter]

ERIDAN X MANIC READER (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

NOTES: This was made for my absolute GOAT @placeholder-eridanfan so I hope I did this justice 🥹🙏

CW: reader is a human, GN!Reader, mentions of murderstuck??, Eridan is well...Eridan-

• When Eridan stops by your house to complain about the other asshole he so "questionably hangs around" as he puts it

• He doesn't exactly expect to see your whole living room completely rearranged-

• Or the shelves being meticulously organized.

• He also didn't expect to see you walk up to him looking like you had just gone through hell and back

• Your hair was ratty, your eyes were sunken in, you had been wearing the same clothes for the past week

• you look miserable, insanely so

• Which is why he's even MORE confused when he notices that you're absolutely *buzzing*

• Whether it's from anxiety or from the amount of energy you seemingly have, he has no clue

• The one thing he knows is that this can NOT be good for you.

• "...you look like shit-"

• Yeah Eridan buddy that's not helpful 🥹

• As he spends more time around you he also seems to notice how unbelievably bad your stammering

• Talking a million miles a minute, some of it just being complete bullshit in all honesty

• saying all the things you have done or "need" to get done, how you aren't busy enough. You just need to be busy that's all it is!

• You just need to get everything done now so maybe the thoughts racing on and on will eventually slow.

• And hey, Eridan admits that he can be a bit of an oblivious asshat when it comes to other peoples feelings

• But this is entirely new seeing you of all people like this-

• How could you look so lively yet broken down at the same time?

• Weakness was never his strong suit, but he knows he definitely can't let this keep up.

• "Holy shit babe calm the fuck dowwn-"

• He's so concerned but also like "tf??"

• Because he doesn't pay too much attention to peoples emotions/behaviors if they aren't really directed at him

• So if this behavior is recurring, chance is he's just now realizing it since 1) you are now in a relationship and 2) he's constantly up your ass no matter what

• Once he has an understanding of why you're acting so manic he actually isn't too bad at handling it-

• If you're not exactly in the state to express what you want/need he'll usually start out with doing what he usually does when you're upset

• Maybe holding your hands, laying on top of you like weighted blanket, laying *you* on top of him, maybe playing with your hair or rubbing your back

• If you don't want to be touched he'll put on one of your favorite less stimulating movies or music he knows calms you down and just exist with you until your ready to talk or feel less spazed out.

• He'll probably also keep you away from anything considered dangerous too because of the reminders of his past actions and a certain purple bloods as well

• He'll take care of food too even if it's just ordering takeout, he doesn't want you moving a muscle

• "Eridan my love I can speak on the phone-"

• "yeah but your not goin' to, sit the fuck dowwn"

• It's honestly a little strange seeing him so soft yet so high alert

• because of how weakness was seen back on Alternia, whenever you have a moment of vulnerability he's always on guard for you

• No matter how safe the both of you are and your new environment is he still feels a strong need to advocate and look out for you

• wwhich is rare so fuckin' greatful

• He'll even allow you to be more touchy with him

• maybe he'll let you do his makeup, maybe he'll let pick an outfit for him out of your closet, and the greatest honor of all ... He'll even let you play with his hair 🤯

• just anything he can do that won't stress you out too much and to keep your mind calm

• That man is also enforcing bed time

• "yes im tucking you in. your feeble human body needs sleep stupid."

• He's making you sleepy time tea and everything, he is making you NAP

• if you want/need to hold someone or something to sleep I GUESS he'll be your human teddy bear 🙄

• Once you fall asleep though he *melts*

• As much as he'll act all high and mighty or high strung or whatever the fuck you want to call it, he adores seeing you safe

• Even more so when he knows he's the one who's making you feel so at peace

• Getting to feel your steady breaths, seeing how your face drops to a peaceful, neutral expression, how utterly *vulnerable* you allow yourself to be around him is just ...woah

• As much as he acts like an asshole and keeps his "holier than thou" persona

• he will NEVER make you feel lesser than or ashamed for anything you can't control

• To him your vulnerability is beautiful and he doesn't think shame should ever seep into your pretty little head

• Safe or not he'll always protect you whether it's from some lowwlife or yourself.

I find it so funny how Eridan out of all characters is who got me out of my writers block-

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS POOKALICIOUS MUWAH (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）

[sl33gywriter]

Hiii! Usually I just lurk in fandom spaces nowadays but I figured it'd be worth a shot to make a request>< If it's okay, could you make a one shot or headcanons (either is fine!) for Karkat with a reader (she/her preferred but anything is okay🥹) who is touch starved as hell? But like, it's out of their own volition! They perceive physical affection as a romantic thing, so they avoid it at all costs despite desperately craving it. So maybe it's their way of telling Karkat they like him by not rejecting any physical contact he throws their way. (Maybe he'd pick up on this when the reader freaks out when Terezi licks them or expresses minor discomfort when Nepeta hugs them, but seems perfectly fine with him smacking them over the head or clutching their shoulders to violently shake them.) I think they'd also be too nervous to initiate physical contact with him, and when they do they're sweating bullets because like I said, it's a romantic thing to them. Sorry if this was a long request>< Please remember to drink water! Have a nice day! 🫰

My first request!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I hope this isn't completely buns I'm writing this on my break 🥹💔

• A headcanon of mine is that Karkat is subconsciously touchy around people he's comfortable with?

• Nothing major but a hand on your shoulder, your back, your head, or playfully (or not...♠️) swatting at you.

• But with you specifically? It's... different

• Not by much, but rather than his hand just planted onto your shoulder firmly it's softer, fiddling with your sleeve or continuously tapping on you as he rants about... something-

• And yet, he gets away with all of it. Why? You shudder and jump back anytime Terezi even gets close, you siffen up when Nepeta pounces on you, so why is he the acception out of all people?

• Then it clicks. After many-a-rant to his faithful moirail, he remembers a conversation he's had with you in the past. Quietly rambling about how you've only seen physical affection as something romantic causing you to deny yourself the comfort of platonic affection.

• So when you start to initiate oh so hesitant affection towards him? Cheeks flushed and hands clamy from nervous sweating? Oh yeah he loses it.

• HIM?? OUT OF ALL PEOPLE? He's gone. Rambling on and on to anyone who will (begrudgingly) listen about how you chose him. Is this what Gamzee talked about? Is this what miracles were?

• He wouldn't say anything, not at first. Just opting to soften his "affections", not shaking you about but still grabbing onto your shoulders, his swatting now more adjacent to pats. Just to see how you react and to make sure he isn't just being a delusional little shit.

• By the time confessions said and done, he is all over you. No fucking shit Nepeta calls him Karkitty my gods-

• Over all, he'd be incredibly antsy over the fact that he's your one exception, and once everything is said and done he's an extremely affectionate guy even if it's not what typical people would call affection, it's still a very big show of love from him (:B

IM SO SORRY IF THIS ISN'T WHAT WAS IN MIND FOR YOU PLEASE DON'T THROW TOMATOES AT ME I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT 🥹❤️‍🩹

[sl33gywriter]

Hiii >< (sorry I have NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING IVE NEVER SENT A BLOG LIKE THIS REQUESTS ;o-o) would you be willing to do (and I’m sorry this is so specific lmao) Karkat x reader who is bilingual & speaks another language a lot? I loveeee your blog very epic and cool yes yes ★彡

BILINGUAL(JAPANESE) READER X KARKAT

I LOVE THIS REQUEST SM (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) Never be afraid to send asks!! I love seeing them no matter how wild/complicated they are :3

Notes: Reader is implied to be a human, Japanese Reader, I'm unfortunately using Google translate for this so if anything sounds wrong please lmk I'm so sorry (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

• Karkat is genuinely so fucking confused at first LMAO

• Maybe he hears you on the phone, cursing at some minor inconvenience, or possibly singing one of your favorite songs.

• And he loves your voice! Especially that subtle change in tone when speaking in your language!...but what the fuck are you saying-

• So he decides to do a bit of research! Considering how fucking weird humans are he'll definitely need to

• ...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE THAN 7,000 LANGUAGES ON EARTH???

• He's baffled. Gogsmacked.

• But let's get back to you specifically-

• He walks up to you, asking in a much gruffer tone than he intended

• "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SPEAKING RIGHT NOW?"

• "Oh- Japanese, it's my second/first language"

• He just blinks at you- blinks and nods while he goes back to his respiteblock to do MORE extensive research

• He's VERY intrigued

• Will he ever properly learn the language? Probably not. But will he at least learn enough to know when your angry or talking shit and to learn the various curse words? Absolutely.

• At some point, although very interested in the language and Japanese culture, he does needlessly stress himself out-

• Because he's already confused about general human customs as it is! And now he's finding out that there's a shit ton of different cultures and customs INSIDE those general customs?? You humans are too fucking much 💔

• Sometimes you start speaking Japanese randomly just to rage bait him-

• "カルカットさん、あなたのロマンティックコメディは最悪です。"

"WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?"

• "君って本当にすぐに怒るね、ハハハ"

• "YOU FUCKING SUCK OH MY GOG💢" (he doesn't mean it 🥹)

• But really, he'll find all your different customs, holidays, and all that jazz incredibly interesting and he'll listen for hours as you explain it to him

• He is absolutely asking about different romantic customs and holidays and takes notes 😭

• introduce him to J-Dramas... please he'll love it ...

• He'd probably also love the music too

• FORCE THAT BOY TO DO CHOREO (⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)

• If you ever try to teach him words or sentences, his pronunciation is HORRENDOUS 💔💔

• I hc that Karkat is a pretty picky eater so good luck trying to get him to eat any foods you like 🥹

• He'll try and be as respectful as possible while he tried it but if he tastes something he doesn't like or if anything has an odd texture he's make a face 💔

• I also feel like he wouldn't like spicy food-

• "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MY FOOD TO HURT ME. I'M NOT A FUCKING MASOCHIST OR SOMETHING."

• Your much better off trying to get him to eat sweets and drinks that you like.

• Idk too much about Japanese desserts but I think he would really like Purin, Dango, and Taiyaki the most :3

• Later on he's probably gonna brag about his newfound knowledge to his friends and proceed to call them uncultured swine ❤️‍🩹

THIS TOOK FOREVER IM SO SORRY 🥹 I REALLY HOPE THIS IS OK I TRIED DOING IT AS MUCH JUSTICE AS I COULD 💔💔