Apr 4
Will Pendarvis playing Neverending Story and saying it was popularized by Stranger Things is killing me rn
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Will Pendarvis playing Neverending Story and saying it was popularized by Stranger Things is killing me rn
flex courtesy of Christ 🙌🏾
happy resurrection weekend y’all.
So who is this guy? Skinny pale white Jesus? Wasn’t Jesus a strong, rough carpenter til he was like 30?
Aww, and let’s just go stick some baby-blue eyes in Him, cuz THAT’S so Palestinian... DUDES, you don’t just go Photoshop some beige on a white surfer-guy and call it Jesus!
One of these is probably pretty close, though we have to remember The Crusades happened like a millenium after Jesus, you know, white people invading and trying to force the “infidels” (the people from the very seat of original Christianity, but you know, whatever) to believe in their white-bread Jesus... so typically “white” features like the skinny nose or the slightly paler skin color of modern Palestine weren’t around yet...
Probably, this is it. I hate to break it to you. Righteous Jews of the era didn’t wear their hair long (neither did they shave their heads except in the fulfilling of a vow). They didn’t round the corners of their beards neatly. Middle-Eastern Jews of Jesus’ time would have had dark skin, and broad features more like their Northern African neighbors than like the Romans (even though Rome ruled Palestine at the time, from a distance).
Welcome to Probably Jesus. You’re welcome.
#998 - "Happiness comes when you accept yourself completely and continue to live as you want." -- Terry Mark