what really happened in the resurrection stone scene:
harry: i’m ready to die...
*closes his eyes*
AY! HARRY!
*opens his eyes*
sirius: mate you can’t sleep standing up in the middle of the fore- oh hi james! how’ve you been?
james: i’ve never been better mate! got new glasses last week because i accidentally dropped them down that well thing- wait... remus! i didn’t know you were dead!
remus: died thirty minutes ago actually.
sirius: blimey mate! never thought you’d be the last marauder to die.
remus: oh really? i thought i was deemed the most responsible in first year!
james: to be fair, he is the least stupid out of all of us.
sirius: yeah true. i vote pete as the most stupid though ‘cause he thought it would be a good idea to be a bloody death eater. then james, me, then remus.
james: hey! why am i next?
remus: you literally once told lily that she was like a pig because you love her and pigs simultaneously.
lily: i do remember that.
sirius: when did you get here?
lily: i’ve been here the whole time listening to your stupid conversation about who’s the most stupid when frankly you’re all below the line of competence.
james: well you didn’t have to be so blunt about it jeez!
harry: i’m here too... also.
