#trufflu2

[t-flu2]

nice and toasty! wanna take advantage of the extra light and heat to cook up something?

My sources say “no.” The whole point of the bonfire was a diversion, so I could get away unbothered.  You thought I didn’t think this through, didn’t you? I’m three steps ahead!

[nursebecker]

“...”

[turnleftatweehawken]

“There are zombies about

But haven’t you heard…?”

“There’s a beast out there too…

Called the Bloodthirsty Bird.”

[apocalypse-boss-blog]

I’m not one to get thrown off by crazy shit too easy. I’ve seen enough in my lifetime to be able to stomach just about anything. End of the world? Piece of cake. Been there done that.

Life on the road? Yeah, it’s rough. Hopping place to place between camps ain’t real stable, as you’d imagine, but I make do. 

I can tell you, though, it’s all worth it...

...for a view like this.

[theater-camp]

You boys ready to do this shit?

“...”

This is a horrible plan.

Horrible? No, no, no. Easy. Run in, cut down anyone we pass, run out. Easy.

“Noise.”

Don’t worry about that, Casper.

You two just follow me and it’ll be a piece of cake. Yeah? Count of three--

I have a feeling I’m going to regret this..... 

[thrillerwaswrong]

little birdy told me you have fresh veggies! can we see what kinds?

“Well I’m sure I don’t know what that little birdy was talking about, they must’ve been quite the filthy liar, because we would never broadcast such information to the public!”

[turnleftatweehawken]

“Well thanks! That’s just the encouragement I need. I just know I’m going to find it! It’s only a matter of time!”

“But...hold on,-”

“Bubblegum? You sound like the camp Lunchlady...”

“...Yup. Sure is something she’d say.”

[turnleftatweehawken]

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