#reverse harem jutsu

[mikyapixie]

𝟏𝟎 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐧 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟒𝟔𝟑 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨’𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐦 𝐉𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲!!!

[thejollyrabbit]

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AU idea: Instead of seducing Kaguya with his reverse harem, just to punch her, Naruto seduces her AND then convinces her to not Zetsu everyone. How would things play out with literal Ninja Jesus now being the Divine Consort to God Almighty?

She's not his wife but his concubine, something she is (anime) canonically OK with being, so Naruto has a wife*(a) in addition to Kaguya.

Whether the story goes the Ecchi route or not I'm pretty sure at some point Kaguya is going to ask Naruto to help her "make", whatever that'll mean, an army strong enough to fight/kill off the other Otsutsuki so they don't destroy "her" planet.

*(a) one who'd have to be okay with her husband having multiple lovers.

[mundanekamilia]

You cannot tell me that the funniest part of Naruto was not the part where the reverse harem jutsu worked on Sakura

I mean GIRL’S NOSE BLED AND SHE FELL DOWN Y’ALL

[serkewen12]

Inktober Day 7: Enchanted

[usbshitake]

that would work extremely effectively with me

[naruhinaluvrx]

Why is it when Naruto uses Sexy Jutsu,he's a naked female version of himself,but when he uses Reverse Sexy Jutsu,he's random naked guys instead of a himself naked? Am I the only one bothered by this?

[mikyapixie]

𝟗 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐧 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟒𝟔𝟑, 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐦 𝐉𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲!!

[godzillarembrandt]

Hooo fuck man I'm losing it, that magnificent bastard actually did it!

I was spoiled by the gif but had no idea it's during THE fight against Kaguya 😵😵

Omg but wait a minute, no I'm crying is THIS why the prophecy said "you who are singularly pervy" to Jiraiya? Like THIS is why it had to be Jiraiya? And wait remember when they first meet Jiraiya wants nothing to do with Naruto UNTIL he shows him the sexy jutsu.. and you know how out of everything, the Sexy Jutsu trips up almost everyone, and when Kakashi says Naruto needs to perfect a jutsu that is totally his own.. well even the Rasenshuriken is technically based on Minato's Rasengan, but this is truly his own jutsu.. dude so many moments with the sexy jutsu line up so well in the plot too omg Kishimoto you son of a bitch

Cinema, cinema, it was the key all along, chills I have chills.. No seriously just like I'm sure there's videos breaking down all the times Itachi tapped Sasuke's forehead, release the comp of all the times Sexy Jutsu is performed in canon dude I'm so for real