Poor Albert (Crack/Drabble)
Albert had just finished explaining to Alucard and Anderson that his most recent experiment had failed and detonated all over him, causing some...unforeseen ramifications. Anderson listened and pondered on ways to help but could not seem to come up with anything. Alucard, however, was busting his gut laughing at what the failed experiment had done to Albert.
“It’s not funny Alucard!” Alberts voice rang out, a feminine tone replacing his usual boyish voice. “I have no idea how long this will effect me. For all I know, it could be permanent!”
“I’m sorry, just give me a second.” Alucard took a few breaths to compose himself and gather his thoughts. “Look, the only reason I’m laughing is because you’ve finally had some form of punishment come from your constant tinkering and tampering.”
“Still, this is no time to be mocking the poor lad...I mean lass. There has to be something that can fix this.” Anderson chimed in, trying to make the situation a little lighter.
“There’s never been a documented case of a gender swapping potion. This is completely new to me. Ok, maybe if I recreate what I did, it might reverse the effects.”
“Well there you go,” Alucard clapped his hands together. “Just one question though, should we keep calling you Albert or should we call you Alberta now?” He chuckled a little as Albert glared at Alucard, clearly unamused with his little joke.
“Just get me these materials so I can try to fix this.” Albert wrote down a list on a spare piece of paper then handed it to Alucard once he was finished. “Please hurry, last thing I need is this effect be irreversible after too much time passes.”
Anderson and Alucard nodded and left to retrieve the materials needed. Albert sat on a stool and put his head in his hands.