#rewrite simon

[caffeine-boy1007]

And another Kevin finds an innocent blog..

Uh... hi? I'm Simon...

I'll admit, your stare is scaring me a little...

[dark-lord-lumi]

Happy birthday to Simon, the reason Rewrite is even a thing! Yes, I celebrate my own characters’ birthdays. What of it?

[rewrite-our-narrative]

Simon has an ask blog!

I thought it'd be fun, so I made our beloved protagonist his own ask blog! Go bother him at @caffeine-boy1007 :3

[caffeine-boy1007]

Oh, Really?

Does that mean you believe in

NOTHINGNESS?

I believe in you leaving me alone! I was in the middle of my favorite part of The Year of Julian when you sent this.

(...sorry, I get kinda passionate about this game...)

[caffeine-boy1007]

*drops this off in Simons's mailbox...*

Oh my god. THIS is my first ask????

I'm getting the hell out of here.

[caffeine-boy1007]

Simon, you've lost The Game.

Game? What are you…

OH.

Damn it! Are you KIDDING me? It’s been a good four months since I last thought about the game! Ugh…

[caffeine-boy1007]

HI SIMON!!! I have a very VERY important question. This will decide the fate of the entire world. This question, if the true answer is found out, could change the entire course of our present, past, and future history. This question transcends beyond our human comprehension, and only you can answer it.

How many skibs could a skibidi skib if a skibidi could skib a skibidi?

Uh... good question...

At least 7.

[caffeine-boy1007]

Hello, I guess.

I'm Simon (he/him). I'm in high school, and I like indie music, horror games, books, and coffee. Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. I might answer.

This is an askblog for Simon from @rewrite-our-narrative (run by @dark-lord-lumi)! You can ask him whatever you'd like as long as you're not too weird about it. This blog doesn't follow a specific plot, it's just Simon being Simon. He might post his own stuff on occasion, though.