When I was with my ex Taylor and living in Arizona we were roommates with two of her friends.The living situation ended up being Wildly Toxic itâs the one where they said we couldnât use kitchenware when we said we were moving out. We left and cut contact.
But I do have one regret. I had gotten along quite well with the guy in the couple when I first met him. We texted while Taylor and I were still long distance and because I was working at a sex shop he was quite transparent with me about considering a dick piercing. We chatted about aftercare and the saltwater rinses heâd have to do.
One day he sent me a text informing me that he wanted to send me a video but it had his penis in it, and was that okay? I was so curious I immediately said yes.
The video started on a mirror with his waist framed in shot. Lacking his face all I saw was his flaccid penis and a small glass of water. His new piercing gleamed like a single eye at the tip of his cock. He grabbed his limp penis and in a gruff voice demanded, âTalk you son of a bitch!â
He grabbed his floppy freshly pierced dick and dunked it in the salt water while insisting, âWe know you know! Spill it!â
He pulled it up and did a gibbering little penis voice, pleading, âPlease, I donât know anything-â
Then he shoved it back into the water, flopping it around as if the water boarded dick was flailing in distress making outrageous âBlub-hrygh-ghlugggh,â sounds.
It was hands down one of the funniest things Iâve ever seen in my life. I watched it over and over until tears were streaming down my face. When things ended terribly with that couple and we cut contact I deleted the video as it seemed inappropriate to keep now that we werenât friends.
But I still think about the comedy gold heâd enacted in front of that mirror.
