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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have three to request! Can I please have “We couldn’t go ONE goddamn Confirmation day without HERESY!”, “punpkin”, and “I live in the time out corner. GAY BABY JAIL!!" ?

u got it

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[askpercyandspringtrap]

How is Michael doing? If he knows about them, how does he feel about the two children?

JUNIOR: “He babysits us on a regular basis! We like to play and watch Spongebob with him!”

MICHAEL: “...I mean, it’s better than doing my actual job.”

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[Art provided by @ask-the-devilish-siblings!]

[rexenowner]

Inktober Day 10: Pattern and Day 11: Snow

This should be the last pair! I think I’ll be back to normal now

The pattern one was a throwback to the little coloring signs I made for my friends in 7th and 8th grade.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

“Parents can hate their children. ... I do not.”

gotcha 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[rexenowner]

Inktober Day 4: Freeze and Day 5: Build

I went with the “Deer caught in headlights” perspective for the first one

The second I took a photo of myself making something out of pipe cleaners as a reference

I’ll do the 6th and 7th later today

[rexenowner]

Inktober Day 2: Mindless

I forgot to post last night, so here I am posting it at 8:07 in class.

It was the first thing that popped into my mind so I ran with it.

I may not do today or the next two days on time as band has now consumed my life. (Practice today, tomorrow is middle school night, and Saturday is our first competition.)

[rexenowner]

Edgar Allan Poe would fit in perfectly here on tumblr change my mind.

[rexenowner]

So I'm watching movies to pass the time.

And I've managed to find myself watching All Dogs go to Heaven. It's only now I realize that the beginning is confusing as all hell. It is ridiculously fast paced and I never realized it. Like it throws you into the story immediately. Right off the bat: Itchy is complaining and Charlie's trying to get him to shut up.

"No I know Charlie but I say this one is green-" "It's red." "Red?" JACKHAMMER

Hoo boy. Break out of prison in funny chaos, coming back and surprising everyone, and Carface comes to kill him again. Never realized it was a car though. And in New Orleans too. Nice touch that it's in Louisiana. Although he was 2??? Did I read that right? Also: "MOROOOOONNNSSSSS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MOROOOONNNSSS!"

It's so fast paced and I'm only processing that now. So I'm relearning many things today.

Edit: finished watching the movie(had paused at the part where Itchy was building Charlie's business)

Oh boy Charlie's nightmare was pure chaos. I remember how I was scared of that scene as a kid, and it's still rather peculiar now. Lightning cage in an empty crater, then a fiery tornado vacuum into hell. A skeleton boat and a skeleton dragon- did they put in Greek religion? Satan is a demon dragon and his fire apparently makes baby demons. But how the hell did Charlie get up on a broom?

"But did you know it's the Grand Chawhee's bIRTHDAY????"

The gator confused the hell outta me. I was trying so hard to figure out. "Is this a man or a woman??? Why are there rat worshippers? Is this a cult? WHY THE HELL WAS HE ENTRANCED WITH CHARLIE'S HOWL OF FEAR???"

And oh boy the ending. Oh boy. JUST PUT THE DAMN WATCH AROUND YOUR NECK CHARLIE. And was that a scene on the scale of 101 Dalmatians' London Bark? SUMMON THE DOGS; HELP THIS CHILD SHE HAS PNEUMONIA(or however the hell you spell it).

Like how Ann Marie(the young child, bless her) is religious. Christian, I think; she was praying to god(and in that scene I love Charlie's fear while he glances around the back of the car. Like he thinks they're going to come after him). Keeps that South Louisiana is widely Christian(Louisiana as a whole is, as far as I can tell, but around where I live mostly Catholic).

AND APPARENTLY CARFACE WAS EATEN BY THE GATOR???? AND CHARLIE COULDN'T TELL THE GIRL HE WAS DEAD AND THAT HE WOULDN'T COME BACK

But the ending tho: "Hey what's with this music?! Speed it up a bit, why don't ya?" "That's more like it!"

I'll rate it either a Chaotic Lawful or a Chaotic Neutral. 4.5/5 for being horrifyingly fast paced.