#rh review

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The Junior High Jump

Oh Christ spare me.

Girl, just use Google lens. It should never be that deep.

Y'all have been together for 4 years, and you never knew that about Violet?

Dramatic much lol?

Wait if they're time traveling. Does that mean that if they touch something, everything will go back to normal?

Oh. Nevermind. At least the room is pretty though.

What is she talking about? Her room isn't messy. When did Sunny become so annoying? She wasn't always like this. What gives?

Not them being so lazy that they didn't even end the episode once the rainbow farts were cranked out. Lmao.

My friends, I think it's safe to say that Rainbow World is nothing but a big ass musical. You know this season would've been a big hit.......... 15 years ago.

Alright, well this episode was a total snooze fest. I've never yawned so much during an episode and the time traveling plot was poorly executed. I need a heavy dose of Sprite and marble cake just to recover from it.

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Stuck in the Rainbow With Sunny

Sunny is out here ascending into different dimensions. This should be interesting.

Frank Ocean type beat

Eww! Rainbow coke clumps up and sticks to your fingers. Gross!

Is it Christmas already? I thought it was September /j.

Imagine you're walking and 2 heads pop out of the wall.

2 heads in the wall: Hi

Me: Don't mind if I do. *whips out pepper spray and uses it*

You're wasting all of the coke Sunny! It probably costs more due to it being colorful.

*gasps* I can't believe you're cheating on Poodle! You homewrecker!

Booty flakes. Oh how I missed you..........

NOT!

Is that mold?! Guhfthrhhsxthkuthchfc. This is why you clean your rolling tray, ashtray, and other items before things like this emerge. Nasty!

Oh my God, I missed you all so much. There is truly nothing better than to snark and laugh at this show on a Friday with y'all. Overall, this episode was okay. I really appreciated the way the episode opened with Sunny flying. It's certainly a step up from the other episodes. Anyway, that is the end of my review of my review, and I hope you all enyoyed it.

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Not Getting Ready Today

Or ever with those outfits lol

Why is everyone in this universe so damn corny?! Skyler this place is a pris-ON.

Why is Ms. Morton trafficking these girls? Where are the cops? Do their parents know where they're at? MGA, come on! This is a bad look on the school's part and the brand!

You're lucky if they don't call the cops on you guys.

IT'S OUR BABY KIRA! SHE'S SO PRECIOUS! 🥰

Why would anyone want your advice on fashion? Have you all looked at yourselves in the mirror lately???

Aww don't be sad baby. These weirdos, I mean Shimmers will be gone soon.

My parent said this singing montage was definitely longer than 5 minutes lol.

Um....... yeah. Moving on

No, baby, don't play with the booty flakes. They're dirty and smelly.

My parent was also convinced that the colors flying were actually farts.

This episode was better than the first 2. Kira definitely carried the episode. Other than that, it was meh.

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Little Sisters

I wonder what we have for today.

Well, I'm glad she has self-awareness.

I find it interesting how Sunny and Vi are concerned about their sisters wandering without supervision. Yet these two are literally in a cult with their counselor. The background checks are lacking in this school.

Getting a new identity? Causing problems? What is this Menace to Rainbow Society? I suggest you eat a Snicker and sit down somewhere.

Because they're addicting-ly nasty like cigarettes lol.

I'm having a really hard time believing these girls have been in school for a year. 2- 3 would make more sense with all the bs that goes on at this school.

Why haven't Krystal and Coco kicked these two out yet? This is a forbidden zone!

Oh my God. Gen Alpha is getting out of control. /j.

I blame American Idol, The X Factor, and other shows for normalizing talent shows. They're so cringe worthy.

Anyway, this episode wasn't that bad. Daisy and Amethyst are cool. I'd trade them for their sisters any day. Oh, and their dance moves were cool.

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Magic Spa Day

This episode wasn't any better than the first one.

Even Sunny thinks these purses are trash lol.

Um... even a 5 year old could've guessed that. Coke, I mean Sparkle Glow + Weird animal freaks = Unicorn diarrhea, I mean Liquid Rainbow. Duh!

My parent said Ms. Morton looks like Ivana Trump and I can't unsee it now 💀

It should take no more than 3 seconds to learn that red and white make pink. Wth Sunny?

This girl never learns. Always doing the most for NO reason.

Where's the end, so we can go home and move our wrists again?

Being desperate isn't cute. True 🤡 behavior.

Me when my favorite show is bastardized into oblivion.

MGA PLEASE STOP TRYING TO NORMALIZE FECAL MATTER IN SHOES. ITS DISGUSTING!

This monkey needs a talent agent because they're going places in this life. Erm.... alternate dimension I should say.

Anyway, this episode was all over the place. I REALLY hope the next episode is better.