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a good pirate catte that I don’t pay nearly enough attention to
ok, I couldn’t resist
... ugly boxes brought to you by the fact that paint wouldn’t let me do outlined letters for the ones that needed it
for all your shitty valentines needs
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RANDOM POINTLESS FACT TIME
I’ll take the ! as saying you want 3 lol
U’biwali, my witch cat, is actually half moon-cat (and has the fangs to prove it). She is the half-sister of Rhesh, my pirate cat, but literally no one knows this, and the odds of anyone finding out are pretty much nil. Also I need to change U’biwali’s last name ‘cause I got it from the random name generator before I knew anything about FFxiv lore and I don’t like it that much.
in WoW, Skala is Genrik’s eldest grandchild (who inherited after he died because her father - his eldest child - had died many years before). In FFxiv, Sasala is Gegerika’s eldest child, as the family is smaller, and Gegerika is a good 20 years younger than Genrik was (and is also still alive). Sasala is, however, just as terrifying as Skala.
in WoW, Javrizz used to have an identical twin. His twin died when a pick-pocketing job went bad. In FFxiv, they are engineers instead of thieves, and both are still alive. It is entirely pointless to try to tell them apart because they love to fuck with people and being indistinguishable is the number one weapon in their arsenal. They also like to switch boyfriends randomly because they can.
BONUS FACT: Jarexx’s original lalafell name was Jajarexa Zuzurexa. He changed his name to Jarexx Muzzleflash because a) he needed a fake name, and b) it just kinda… felt right. Even though a less obviously fake name probably would have served him better. He Does Not Appreciate me sharing this. (In WoW, he only changed his last name - from Jarexx Blackchain to Jarexx Muzzleflash - and purely because disowned Blackchains were Strongly Encouraged to find new names to prevent diluting the brand.)
I’m too cheap to glamour anything that isn’t ironworks gear right now, but Rhesh is starting to look distinctly piratical
the bow doesn’t get glamoured ‘cause she’s gonna have a gun as soon as possible
“WHY IS THE RUM GONE”
“Because ye drank it all, ye daft old sot.”
“Why ain’t we got more?”
“Ye drank through all’a yer coin, I’ll be damned iffn ye drink through mine as well.”
“We be damned anyway, Rhesh. ‘Ave a heart.”
“Naut a chance. Buy cheaper grog next time, it’ll go further.”
“... ‘Ey Dog, spare a gil fer a mate in need?”
“Don’t try them eyes on me, Rat, they don’t work.”
“That be a lie, and ye know it. Look, I’ll even trim yer beard for ye.”
“Me beard be fine.”
“No it ain’t, it looks like sum’fin died on yer face.”
Rhesh is so pretty. Too bad she’s a terrible person.
Despite not posting about or drawing him i still think and love Rhesh (my ffxiv wol) <3333