🤐 for a gossip text + Rhodey
[SMS 10:57AM]: you wanna know something absolutely ridiculous that just happened?
[SMS 10:58AM]: you’re not responding but i’m gonna tell you anyway. okay so
[SMS 11:01AM]: i have been working my ass off constantly and i guess tony has noticed?? so get this. lately he’s been making the coffee himself instead of having me either a) make it in our coffee pot, or b) pick some up for the both of us. which is really nice i guess i mean he’s trying but like i don’t mind getting coffee really? it hasn’t really made a difference? (don’t tell him i said that…) ANYWAY. so this genius decided to program an AI system INTO the coffee pot because i guess he has nothing better to do with his time and this morning he got into an argument with the DAMN COFFEE POT and it retaliated by squirting boiling hot water at him and now he has third degree burns
[SMS 11:01AM]: tony
[SMS 11:01AM]: is
[SMS 11:01AM]: an
[SMS 11:02AM]: idiot
[SMS 11:02AM]: anyway, i’m at cafe reggio right now. do you want anything?