Feb 28
just ate a pear for the first time in years because my animal crossing island has pears and I'm genuinely screenpilled and it made me remember why i haven't eaten pears in years
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just ate a pear for the first time in years because my animal crossing island has pears and I'm genuinely screenpilled and it made me remember why i haven't eaten pears in years
So I had a gigantic shower thought that turned into a story
A man went into the warehouse and turned to a worker and said:
“Hey do you know where I can find the wares?”
“Oh yes.” Replies the worker. “You see they’re over there next to the ware bear, he’s kinda like a mascot.”
“Where’s the ware bear, I can’t see him. What does he wear?” asked the man.
“Oh no the ware bear’s bare… buuuuut you can see he’s next to the toy care bears… They’re not bare.” ensures the worker.
“I still can’t see them… are they up the stairs?”
“Oh yeah… sorry I forgot to say.”
“Okay but where are the stairs?”
“So all the way on the right is a stand of eclairs and the eclairs are right up at the top of the stairs.”
“I still can’t see the stairs.”
“Okay well if you look over there, there’s a chair made of hare hair and near there is the foot of the stairs.”
“Where?”
“You know the… Uhh… What’re they called? The things you wear? Anyway out and right from there is where to go to find the chair.”
“Where’s the wear wares? I can’t see them.”
“So you see that sign up there? Under there is where you’ll find the things you wear. If you go out and right of the wear wares you’ll see the chair made of hare hair. Directly 75 degrees from the hare hair chair is the stairs. Immediately up the stairs you’ll see the eclairs. If you go left from the eclairs you’ll soon see the care bears and near the care bears is the bare ware bear. Next to the ware bear is what we like to call the ware bear lair and in there is where you’ll find the wares.”
“Okay thank you.” Says the man as he confidently walks off in the wrong direction. “That’s a lot to remember.”
“Yeah…” Admits the worker. ”Many people barely make it out of here.”
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wait a minute mr postman
do you give me this much junk mail solely because you can
the curse of monkey island is a fucking masterpiece.
Folks,
I think I’m addicted to those Meevs posts!
Today I learned
When you cancel your internet service, and they ask for a reason, and you tell them you don't want to discuss it, they get SO mad. It's lovely.