#rian talks

[apinchofcyanide]

have an idea for an even deader dove au once i wrap up this spn thing

[ask-rian-stoker]

I have a 13 year old son who stands at roughly 4'8" and only weighs 80 lbs. About how long should I microwave him for?

[ ✨ “Uh. Microwave? I oh don't laugh at me, it's a serious question, I'm giving a serious answer. As a doctor, I don't believe warming someone up in a microwave will be the correct course of action. No, absolutely not!" ✨]

[ ✨ “...and the-" ✨]

[ ✨ “No, that's completely different! Volts of electricity are controlled not-" ✨]

[ ✨ “Even if we are phoenixes, you can't just burn children, oh stop laughing at me!!-" ✨]

[ ✨ “Sorry...anyway, I'd recommend giving him daily child's multivitamins if you have concerns for his health and nutrition..." ✨]

[apinchofcyanide]

word count for the hucklerabbot hunter au has now reached 10k. it just keeps growing

[apinchofcyanide]

is anyone around for part 4 of hucklerabbot hunter au?

[apinchofcyanide]

✒️writing masterpost✒️

a list of all the drabbles/fics i have posted to tumblr so far.

✧my ao3✧ ✧fic tag✧

THE PITT

drabbles, one-shots, etc.

three's company (hucklerabbot, rated t) dennis goes on a trip with married rabbot. there's only one bed. ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

home is where the heart is (rabbot, rated t) robby comes home early from his sabbatical. ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

let your guard down (huckleabbot, rated t) dennis and jack share a tender moment. ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

blood in the shape of (hucklerobby, rated t) vampire!dennis runs into a problem at work. [content warning: blood drinking, inappropriate use of medical supplies.] ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

keep on whispering in my ear (huckleabbot, rated t) dennis's boyfriend is being a menace. ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

the sweetest of all sounds (hucklerobby, rated t) trinity learns something new about her roommate. ✧read on: tumblr | ao3

works-in-progress

hucklerabbot supernatural au (rated e) in which rabbot are married, semi-retired hunters and dennis is jack's son. [content warning: incest, dub con, emotional manipulation. dead dove: do not eat.] ✧read: part one | part two | part three | part four | part five

[ask-rian-stoker]

[✨ “And I am Rian Stoker! I am the Founder of the Aurora Society and one of the great minds pushing medicine past its final horizon — overcoming all physical ailments, including DEATH! PHOENIX!! My dear and trusted friend suggested I open this blog so he may ‘have a good laugh.’ I hope to share positivity and encouragement towards healthy living! Please feel free to ask me anything!” ✨]

[ask-rian-stoker]

Mr stoker have you noticed anything off about your research partner? Or do you consider him an angel of sorts…? I mean he seems quite handsome from your description!

[✨ “I think by that logic, you'd find something a bit odd about all of us! See, we're men of new science. We're crazy, and if we were just a touch less fortunate (or were women) we'd definitely be in some mental hospital. But I will say...him for so than me. There's a reason I'm the face of the Aurora Society, while he only works in the background.” ✨]

[✨ “As for the other...um...well. I do think of him as a sort of savior, I'll be honest. He saved my work, provided patronage and medical advice, and truly helped me onto the path of PERFECT SALVATION. And ah., Well, yes, he's a good looking man, there's no lie in that. Would do him some good to see the sunlight a little bit more often, though.” ✨]

[ask-rian-stoker]

Scotland Yard is coming for your PhD, Mr. Malpractice

[✨"I don't have anything incriminatory that they could find...but just in case, I'll lie low for a few days, haha....✨]