Me and @yourfavoritecuntist might’ve just made the best crossover ship ever
Ladies, gentlemen and whatever the fuck else, we introduce you to:
Pimon and Lysandre.
RichBitchShipping.
Their whole dynamic is that they’re levelheaded business men by themselves but put them together and you get literal petty 10 year olds with shit ton of money and a playground crush on each other. They bombard each other with random lavish gifts until the other gives in and admits they’re in love.
(Some context on both of them: Pimon is a black market owner from the 1800’s and has a 50,000 bounty, Lysandre is a tech company owner and mafia leader in Modern day France who tried destroying the entire world)
Please like this I have been thinking about it for 2 days straight and so has Rune