#richcina

[fuckyeahrichcina]

When Richter and Lucina do it, Richter has to wear a tight spandex Spider-Man suit so Lucina can be turned on 😏

[mlgneverdies]

Have a Smol Richter and a Neko Lucina

Credit to Smol Richter goes to @jetopyon and Neko Lucina goes to @mahoxyshoujo

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Lucina: Daddy can you pass the salt?

*Chrom and Richter reach for the salt and pause in awkward silence.*

Robyn, getting the popcorn: Dis gon be good.

[fuckyeahrichcina]

Lucina: I'm a morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. One time Richter asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Richter: What kind of animal is Wolf?

Lucina, already taking off her clothes: Richter, you're so fucking stupid.

[fuckyeahrichcina]

tfw you pine for someone who’s already taken

(Sorry for the radio silence, stuff happened...)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Lucina: The last time I gave you money, you spent it on a bag of plastic dinosaurs!

Richter: For you!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

[Lucina and Richter are talking about cute things to have the Pokémon do]

Richter: What if we got like a biblical painting done with all the Pokémon in it?

Lucina: Oh, that would be so cute! We should do the last supper!

Richter: Oh my god, that would be so cute, we should do all the different Pokémon as the apostles

Lucina: And we should have Pikachu in the middle where Jesus is in front of the turkey!

Richter: Wait what did you just say??

Richter: Did you say… the turkey?

Lucina: …Yeah, why?

Richter: Oooh~

Richter: Would you just answer me one question?

Richter: Do you think- that in daVinci’s The Last Supper, that Jesus of Nazareth is sitting in front of a turkey?

Lucina:

Lucina: Yes I do.

Richter: Thank you for your honesty. Could you, just- one more follow up question- so then…. [Richter is fighting back many laughs at this point] What do you they’re celebrating?

Lucina: Okay, I get it, I don’t get this shit because I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization-

Richter: Oh no no no no- we all know that.

Richter: But what do you think those guys are celebrating?

[Lucina looks dejectedly at the floor for a few seconds, then back up at Richter]

Lucina: t h a n k s g i v i n g

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Richter: Lucina, you’ve had quite the influence on me. Which is amazing because I have dated thousands of women and…

Lucina: *begins to look pissed*

Richter: no like two or three…just other women. Anyways you couldn’t be anymore different, you know, you’re like practically one of the guys!

Lucina: Excuse me?

Richter: No no no you’re not a guy! Lucina! Sorry that was loud.