#rick martinez

[beepbeepinthecorner]

i actually put so much effort into this, for the sake of the joke. i must make it good... based on this post from @eats-all-your-shoes

[eats-all-your-shoes]

watney is like “martinez when i get in the hermes im kissing you on the mouth” and everyone that sees that message is like oh okay it’s gonna be a little peck on the lips lol NO! full tongue. multiple seconds long. they are holding each others heads. could be slash but it’s way funnier if it isn’t

[smilesrobotlover]

The Martian doodles cuz it’s funny

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

It's 2025 which means it's only 10 years until the Ares III crew goes to Mars

[alongwaytostar]

I need them to make out sloppy style actually

[sagetheomnivore]

The Martian (movie)

“But, like, in English, what would that mean?”

Martinez, my catholic brother, you are a fucking rocket scientist. You work for NASA and you’re piloting us to Mars and back. It was NOT that complicated what she just said 💔

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

mark probably made sooo many "little german boy" jokes bc of vogel. vogel and martinez thought they were funny. beck and lewis got tired of them pretty quickly

but the first time mark makes one of those stupid jokes on the trip back to earth, everyone is relieved that their mark didn't change too much

[skieslitbystars]

Mark Watney is the only single person on board that ship. Martinez, Vogel, and Lewis are married, Beck and Johansson are together, and that just leaves Watney