“Come on Rick.” You teased one afternoon half-jokingly to him. “Let’s go to the beach. No space shit or stress. Just towels, sunblock, and a cooler.”
Rick groaned and muttered something about his skin being sensitive to the sun and something vulgar about sand getting in places he doesn’t like.
But a few hours later he showed up in flip flops, neon swim trunks, and a very loud Hawaiian shirt, and you knew he was in.
And now you’re here sitting on a beach towel with Rick by your side, who is drinking a piña colada out of a coconut (that he insisted on drinking out of for the full “tropical experience.”)
He looks more relaxed then you’ve seen him in a while, his hair slightly messier than usual from the salty breeze and his usually pale grey skin turning slightly pink at the edges, despite your best efforts to try to get him to reapply his sunscreen, you’ll definitely be hearing him bitch about a sunburn later that night.
“You do know,” he says punctuating his words with another sip out of his drink. “We could’ve gone to a beach in another planet, or universe for that matter. We could’ve gone to one with pink sand or an island for just us, but noooo you wanted this one with birds and whiny children running around.”
You nudge him gently with your knee, “And you came anyway.”
He mumbles a small “mhm” before scooting a little closer to you on the towel and intertwining his fingers with yours. You guys both look out at the water. None of you say anything, you just listen to the waves, enjoying the peace for once.
“I don’t do this.” He mutters eventually.
“Do what?”
“I don’t know, the beach, the sun, the stillness, calm? I don’t know how to slow down…. But with you.. it’s like-” he pauses, almost as if he’s trying to figure out how to get his thoughts out to words. “I want to.”
You turn to look at him. “You don’t have to earn rest Rick.” You say gently. “You deserve to feel peace.”
He scoffs, but there’s no real bite to it. “Only if you’re in it with me.”
You squeeze his hand. “I’m not going anywhere Rick.”
You can see his shoulders visibly relax at your conformation, and he stirs his straw around in his drink.
“Wanna go in the water?” You ask.
“Can’t. Banned from the ocean remember?” He replies and you laugh lightly.
“What I do wanna do…” he takes a final sip of his drink. “Is go get a refill.”
You roll your eyes teasingly and you guys make your way over to the beach bar.
Kinks: degradation, choking, spitting in your mouth, eating out after cream pie
You sat on the couch, watching Inderdimensional Cable waiting for Rick and Morty to come home. You weren't sure how long they were gone or gonna be gone.
You were Genes daughter. Rick couldn't understand how he could produce you. Your body was like no other woman he had ever seen. Funnily enough, your mom was a honey bee, she and Gene had met at a club while he was there for an old College party.
You had an hour glass body shape, a gorgeous face, perfect (h/c) locks that fit your face perfectly, and bright (e/c) eyes that could convince a man to do anything. Every man except for Rick...
You got bored and wandered through the house as you usually did. You found a snack in the fridge and went upstairs to Ricks room. He hated people in there.
"Nuh uh uh uh. Get the fuck away from my room. Also, I've been watching Jurassic Park recently so I'm kind of on that. But seriously, don't touch my shit" a hologram raged at you as you neared his door.
"Yeah yeah" you rolled your eyes with a smirk, entering anyways. You lounged now in Ricks bed, bored again. An idea popped in your head, empty house, no sign of anyone. Perfect, and in a new place, Rick's fucking bed.
A few minutes later, your pussy was soaking his bed and you were getting sloppy with your movements. Your quiet moans ringing through your head.
You didn't hear them come home. You didn't hear Rick tell Morty he was going upstairs. You didn't hear Rick's footsteps.
"What. The fuck. Are you doing?" He spoke authoritatively. You pulled his blanket on top of you, covering your bare pussy. Your eyes shot open to meet his, a cold and vicious glare. "Well? Are you fucking mute all of a sudden?"
"N-no" you stammered. Face turning red in embarrassment. "I was just... filling time" you managed.
"By fucking your self? In MY fucking bed? S-since when did I lose m-my my privacy in this goddamn *burps* house?!" He said aggravated as he closed his door.
"Drama queen" you mutter as you continue playing with yourself. His eyebrow raised in contempt.
"Excuse me?" He snapped. "You're in my *burps* room, making a goddamned mess on m-my-my-my bed, and you have the balls to keep going?"
"Well once I start, I can't stop until I cum... and I have to start from the beginning" you say matter-of-factly. Your face twitching as you touched yourself. You locked eyes with him, his eyes drifting to your moving hand as it moved under the blanket."If you want your room back sooner, you can always help" you suggest in a low tone.
"M-move the blanket (y/n)" he ordered. You obeyed. He now havd a better view of your bare waist. You turned to face him, spreading your pussy lips for him. "I fucking hate you"
"Come prove it" you challenge. In that instance, Rick unbuckles his belt and slightly pulls down his pants, enough for his cock to spring free from the strain. He positioned himself at your entrance, kissing you before entering your heat. His lips attached to yours, holding your throat.
"I fucking will, you useless piece of shit" he declared. A smile spread across your face. He thrusted into you, his cock reaching farther than anyone else ever had. "Oh yeah, you like my big cock inside you, don't you?" He teases. You nod.
"Fuck yes. You feel so fucking good" you moan. His hand clasps to yours mouth.
"Ke-keep it down, (y/n). you're gonna let everyone know you-you-you're gushing on my cock." He noted as he looked down at your wetness coating his member. "Such a g-good fucking girl"
"Mmhmm" you moan behind his hand. Eyes watering from pleasure as he fucked into you. His dick swirling inside your pussy. Your stomach dropped while your heart went up into your throat.
"Oh is that pussy gonna c-cum for me?" He asks, fucking you harder. "Is that pussy gonna *burp* cum?" You nod helplessly, your eyes rolling back as you go brain dead on his dick. Your pussy clenching around him as you began to squirt on him. The wet sounds of your pussy echoing in his ears as he watched your cunt drown his dick in juices.
"Holy shit, you're fucking g-gold" he groaned. "Can I cum in there? It feels so good" he teased. You could hardly contain your body spasms as he continues to overload you. He groaned a little louder before a hot shot of cum painted your walls. Followed by a few more thick ropes of cum. He roughly pulled his cock out, and Leaned down to see his cum already leaking out of your throbbing pussy.
"Mmmph, Rick" you whimper lightly as he dipped his head down into your pussy. Lapping away at your mixed juices. He stood back up, cumming glistening on his chin. He towered over you, gently pulling your jaw open. He spit in your open mouth. Towering above you again, barbarically wiping his mouth with his arm.
"Swallow it" he told you and you did. A gasp leaving your lips after his cum went down your throat. You looked at each other, now breathing heavily. Sweating and now sexually satisfied. "I gonna *burps* portal us downstairs when you get dressed so it l-l-looks like you just got got here" he spoke. Eyes drowned with lust as he stared down to your dripping pussy, his cum seeping onto his sheets.
"And then, Rick blew the head off the alien and we just ran. The-the cube is a-a-actually in my room right right right now" Morty finished as you leaned on Rick's work bench. You took a swig from Rick's flask, letting him glare at you as you did.
"Sounds epic Morty, I'm just sorry I missed it" you acknowledged.
"Well I'm sorry we we don't call you to tell y-you our mission" Rick said sarcastically. You smirk at him.
"Well, you should" you say poking his head. He growled lowly as you turned your back to him. He knew he'd be back in that pussy later. He needed it now, he'd never had a better pussy than yours.
"R-r-Rick? Why're you st-staring at her like that?" Morty asked loudly.
"Shut the fuck up Morty and get me a beer" Rick snapped again. A smile settling on your face as you walked out of the garage.
On the first night of Christmas my lover gave to me... one tequila shot.
Blumen here!
First time writing here, I'm new at this, this is my first fanfic: Rick Sanchez- I'm obsessed whit him now-.
Please be kind, English is not my first language.
Summary:Rick Sanchez is caught whit a turmoil of emotions due he doesn't know how to confront the truth: he's falling for you.
Notes:SFW,Angst and fluff at equal parts, probably grammatical mistakes, f reader.
Enjoy!
"Shit."
That was he's first thought.
Shit... shit... shit...
It wasn't as simple as he expected to be, you were only a family friend, younger than his own daughter, but for some reason he felt not that annoyed when you were around; curious, kind, sassy and , why Don't tell it?, attractive... The whole package...for whom?
"I'm the smartest creature alive, I don't need to feel." He thought.
And then he was there, staring at you while you were helping Beth with the decorations for the upcoming Christmas party.
"Rick, could you please give me that mistletoe over there".You said pointing to a dusty box."The plastic ones, we won't use natural due some...Winnie Jerry allergy".
The party went by in the best way of all, curiously the best part of them all, at least for the Smith family, was that Rick stayed silent almost all the time-just with a few ungraceful and rude comments that died in his tongue the moment you looked at him whit a slight pout-.
That's it!
He likes you because you also think so low about Jerry, it was expected after he told you all the things he has done to Beth-at least from his peculiar point of view-.
After all that the food and wine, the ridiculous traditions and the nerve wracking sound of ripped paper ; he ended standing in the silence and emptiness of the garage, not sure what was going on inside him, maybe understanding but unable of acknowledge it.
"Shit". That was his first thought.
Suddenly the door cracked open as you entered into the dim lighted room.
"Rick? Are you here?" You muttered.
A low groan was your answer as you stepped into his 'domain', Rick looked at you with slight red eyes and a smirk, false as the mistletoe you hung earlier.
"Sup,doll" he slurred.
You chuckled at the pet name and that made his skin crawl, why you had to be such an endering creature? Why you in the whole vastness of cosmos?
You lend him a present, a small box wrapped in blue paper with a silver ribbon.
"Happy whatever, Beth told me you weren't a fan of Christmas but... I guess you can have a present." You smiled softly, cheeks a bit pink due the dinner's wine and the coldness of the garage.
You gave him that soft expression, that fucking soft expression that you always gave to Beth when she was nagging about Jerry, the same soft face that you made at his grandchildren when they came back safe and sound after their adventures with him, the same soft face you had when he found you staring at him.
You were just a family friend, then why?
"Open it, is not a fancy thing, just some 'caballitos' for tequila... I know you are into... Drinks, so I thought about you when I was in Mexico".
Your voice died the moment you were about to say something really embarrassing, at least for you; he noticed but that didn't changed his inner turmoil: Why the fuck you were so damn you?
Rick ripped the paper and looked at the wooden box, he opened and found 6 tequila shot glasses perfectly aligned.
"Thanks doll, so thoughtful of you." He said with the same raspy voice.
You smiled again, almost childish, a slight pink covering your cheeks as if you were a college girl opening your heart to a professor.
"I'm happy you liked, I don't know maybe in another universe something is different and..."
"What did you said?" He asked a bit taken aback.
"Sorry... I guess it's not the best to talk about universes with someone like you, but for us, mortals". You chuckled at your own pun. " We though that maybe in other universe things could be different..." Your voice were calmed and the tone almost apologetic.
"Well, I'll leave you alone... I have to drive home and is a bit frosty outside."You turned in your heels to reach the door when a hand clinged softly to the hem of your sweater, you turned around and saw Rick, averting his gaze.
That was it!
Rick pulled the wooden box to his chest and a soft smile,that you have never seen before, crossed his face. Rick thought in that moment that maybe, maybe in other reality there was a Rick being brave enough to let go all that spite, brave enough to embrace this fluffy feeling inside him, brave enough to take your hand, to ask you out... To give himself another chance.
"Tequila, doll?" He muttered.
You looked at him bewildered before letting out a small huff.
"Sorry Rick but is getting late and a storm could hit any time..."
"I'll drive you home if you want", He interrupted, "well... is more like I'll teleport home if you want to...stay... "
Rick's voice trailed off, not due the alcohol, that sounded different but more due the sensation that if he let you go he will be less of a Rick, he was 'The Rick', always a step ahead, always in control, always thinking outside the box, always being what the other Ricks weren't and he wanted to be... Brave.
"So?" He said letting go off the hem of your sweater.
You blinked a bit confused but after a moment you nodded with a bright grin plastered over your face.
"Sure, but not here... Is freezing , let's go inside to the living room" You nodded towards the door that connected the garage with the rest of the house.
"Fuck no doll". He said waving his hand in mid air with an annoyed expression.
You just grabbed his hand and pulled him inside the house again and there was it, he was being 'The Rick' by going against all that made the Ricks be less of a Rick than him: giving himself a second chance.
warnings: smut, fluff, some plot??, p in v sex, reader has a vagina, sex pollen, rick being weirdly soft, established relationship, oral (m!recieving), kinda switch rick?? not proofread im tired its 3am.
a/n: hi guys, i know i havent updated in likeee..... a little over a year.... but im back and ermmm i kinda forgot how to write. this is a little rushed bc im tired and too lazy to check anything but enjoy while i write more for rick😊😊
Your boyfriend, Rick, had been in a lot of pain since his last adventure with Morty. You couldn't recall what his jumbled words were saying but you heard him in the garage rummaging around doing something.
Walking into the garage, you wrapped your hands around his waist, watching as he let out a triumphant noise. He had created a pill.
He quickly brought water and took the pill.
Nothing seemed to change at first, surprisingly. He was still in slight ache, his back, his neck, his black eye, his arm, his...
Oh my God.
"S-Shit." He cursed under his breath, rummaging through his work bench carelessly and for once, without a thought. "I.. eeurp- I fucked- I messed up, b-babe."
"Since when'd you mess up?" You laughed, not really believing him, looking down at the floor before catching a glimpse of his crotch. He had a raging boner.
"See. I messed up."
"I still don't get it, Rick." This was honestly the hardest you've ever seen him, you couldn't conjure up a decent guess as to what just happened.
"Uh- I k-eerp-inda, sorta, m-mayyybeee cre- made a pill w-with some sort of sex pollen. Uh," Rick awkwardly puckered his lips, fingers tapping against each other. "A-And you might have to fuck it out of me."
You sighed. He always makes things seem more serious than they are. Prior to this whole thing, you were actually coming down to the garage to see if your boyfriend wanted to spend some alone time, away from the Beth, Jerry, and the kids.
So this was right up your alley.
You didn't even notice Rick had walked up to you until you felt his chapped lips against yours. Sighing into the kiss, his hands grabbed at your hips roughly. You would've complained, but given the situation, you understood he couldn't control himself.
His hands roamed your body, squeezing your ass, rubbing his hand over your hip dips, your neck, jaw, lower back, nowhere was untouched at this point.
Finally, he had released the kiss, realizing you couldn't breathe.
"Y/N.." Nothing could have prepared you for his aggression. Quickly picking you up and pressing you against the garage door.
He had used his other hands to swiftly remove your tank top and shorts, smirking once he noticed that you had no bra or panties on, "Y-You wh- whore."
Rick's robotic arms got to work on his lower half, disgarding his jeans and boxers.
"Rick, please.." The garage was dark, only dim with the small lightbulb in the middle. It was around 2.A.M at this point and it hadn't crossed your mind that the garage echoed, "wait.."
"Wha-What's up?" He belched right after.
"Wouldn't everyone hear us? I mean.. the garage-"
"I'm not dumb, b-babe. The garage is on soundproof mode."
He let go of you. You looked up at him with doe eyes, his cock twitched at the sight of you looking up at him because of your height difference.
You got onto your knees quickly, keeping eye-contact the whole time while taking his cock in your hands.
Rick groaned, looking down at you as his hand went into your hair. Stroking his cock slowly, he sighed, eyelids dropping down heavily over his eyes. Your mouth watered at the feel of him and you whimpered impatiently, darting your tongue out to lick his tip.
His slender fingers tangled into your hair, murmuring sweet praises in pure awe when he caught sight of you holding onto his hips and attempting to deepthroat his entire length.
Ricks cock had hit the back of your throat and you heard a throaty whine escape his lips. Immediately looking up and stopping your motions.
"Aw, did you just whine??" You had smiled up at him and he swore he almost came at the sight alone, his eyes watery from the lost sensation.
"P-Please- urrp- co-continue."
You thought about it for a second, a finger to your lip, "how about something better?"
"B-Baby..." Rick whispered,
You looked up at him, bringing your lips to his tip, kissing it. You continued to kiss down his length until you got to his base, going up his abdomen and to his chest.
Your grin made his cock twitch. Hands flying to his chest and pushing him on top of his work bench, he almost yelled in protest until he realized you were climbing on top of him, perfectly straddling his hips.
He groaned at the action, "Fuck, Y/N.."
You held yourself up with your knees, grabbing ahold of his cock and lining it up with your wet entrance, teasing him a bit by rubbing his dick in between your folds and over your swollen clit.
You both moaned at the act. Hands gripping his shoulders while he took over, slowly lowering your hips onto his groin.
Whining at the sudden intrusion, Rick kissed your temple to try and soothe the pain of the stretch in your lower belly. After a few minutes or so, Ricks hand rested on your hip once more, "Y-You ready, baby?"
Nodding, he started thrusting up into you, both moaning at the initial sting. His eyes darted up to yours and tried to maintain eye contact knowing you couldn't from all the pleasure.
"Rick.." You gasped before bringing your lips to his in a slow, passionate kiss.
He'd never been so gentle with you, usually having to deal with quickies was okay with you but you've always pondered how it would've felt to have him take his time with you. Not be so quick to finish. It's not like you were a secret, no, his whole family knew. Almost everyone supported, almost, Jerry had never been so supportive of it.
His work and adventures always came in the way of your sex life. Sure, you were fulfilled. You were more than fulfilled, but that never stopped your thoughts as to how it'd feel to not rush.
I guess todays your lucky day.
His lips moved down to your neck and your heart thumped. This was so.. different. In a good way. His thrusts picked up speed and fervor.
"S-Shit.. God, y-you're ti-" he cut his own sentence off with a moan and straining his eyes shut while he buried his head in your shoulder, "tight.. oh my God."
He was absolutely in heaven and so were you. This new feeling had you addicted to his dick. Rick sighed sweet nothings into your ear. His cock hit your g-spot with every movement and it was absolutely wonderful.
Your stomach felt on fire. Literally. You knew you were close but you weren't used to this amount of pleasure.. ever. Feeling his cock twitch against your walls, you knew he was closw, deciding to bounce on his cock to speed up your guys release. You were desperate.
Both of you were letting out the most salacious sounds that you were starting to think that Ricks garage wasn't able to contain the noises inside the room much longer.
"R-Rick.. I'm close- shit!"
Cursing, Ricks cock spasmed. He threw his head back down againsg your shoulder and you tried to praise him, but nothing coherent came out as your own orgasm was approaching. He spurted his seed inside you, digging his fingernails into your soft hip and you almost gasped at the warm feeling. The feeling that led you to your release.
Your brain fogged up and your jaw went slack at the pressure waves of your orgasm. His hands rubbing at your arms, smiling at you as your sex contracted around his dick. You'd never fallen this hard from sex with Rick. It wasn't ever this intense in a gentle way. You knew it would be back to quickies but you still hoped it wouldn't be the last time you'd felt this good.
Once you both calmed down a bit, he rose his head and kissed your cheek lovingly, his lips were wet and swollen and slightly pinker than usual. You smiled at him warmly, cuddling up against his chest.
"F-Fuck, sweet-urrp-heart.." His chest vibrated from his deep voice and weirdly enough, you almost fell asleep from it.
"Tha.. That felt really good, Rick.."
"It did." His arms wrapped around you, his cock softening inside you. His hands traveled up and groped your breast, pecking kisses all over it.
"I love you, Rick," You brushed your lips against his, hand tangling into his hair, "so much, baby.."
His lips captured yours in yet another soft, passionate kiss, his scarred lips felt amazing on yours. Your hands moved towards his cheek, loving the feeling of being so passionately intimate with him.
He broke the kiss, tucking a hair behind your ear, smiling, "I.. I-I love you too, Y/N."
Needless to say, you guys slept in the garage that night.
Could interest you in a little Rick/Reader concept: reader going on an adventure in a tundra setting and purposefully refusing any warming up measures Rick tries to offer, only to get cold the moment they set foot on the planet, yet still looking smug as all shits. Only to shove their FREEZING hands up Rick’s shirt once they get cold enough before bailing while cackling like a madwoman. NOW IS THIS FUN OR WHAT? (I’ll let you decide if you’d rather do headcanons or a drabble! >:3)
THIS IS ME OMG!!! i am so stubborn once i get an idea in my head i run with it! i’m going to try headcanons with this one bc it’s been a while
rick with a stubborn reader
♡having a significant other as stubborn as him is a blessing and a curse let’s be so honest. someone that will force him to sleep for an hour and not give up just because he refused a few times.
♡at the same time the fights you two get into her serious quick. both of you always think you’re right and will not be taking comments or concerns.
♡rick usually knows best when it comes to exploring the universe so for you not to listen to him pisses him off to no end. why would you not take a coat to a frozen tundra? it doesn’t make logical sense. rick figured you’re doing it just to spite him.
♡once you stepped out of the ship you realized how wrong you really were. the cold air nipped at every inch of exposed skin. you were tempted to turn right back.
♡rick on the other hand had a nice warm scarf and a parka. he was amused watching you fight against the cold. this was his “i told you so” moment.
♡you couldn’t take it anymore. “rick im done i give up. it’s freezing i can’t take it anymore”. and with that you slid your hands under his shirt and rested your palms against his warm skin.
♡if it were anyone he would have whoever them away, cursing at them for even trying such a thing. he’d never admit it but he had a bit of a soft spot for you.
♡”holy shit your hands are cold” he remarked, shivering at your touch. “fuck this shit, let’s just go somewhere else this is lame”.
♡you were all too happy to go back to heated ship.
Admit It ————————————— (Rick Sanchez x Reader OneShot)
You were sitting at your desk, fixated on your computer screen where you were working on your thesis. Tapping your pencil against your lips, you sighed. You were so ready for the end of the semester.
Suddenly, you felt a hand on your shoulder. “Holy shit!” You turned to see Rick standing over you.
“Heyo! Ch-ch-chill out! I-I-It’s just me!” He laughed, holding up his hands in mock surrender.
You rolled your eyes, “Rick! Why the fuck did you sneak up on me like that?!”
He started to pull on your arm, “I-I-I don’t have time to explain. Just c-c-come on!”
“No! I’m busy, Rick!” You pulled out of his grasp and turned back around in your chair. “Take Morty with you.”
“He’s at dumbass school or wh-whatever per our agreement with Beth.” He grumbled. “So-so y-you’re the lucky one who g-gets to come with me! Wh-whatever you’re doing can w-w-wait.” He grabbed at my arm again.
You shoved him off again, “Stop it! You don’t get to decide what’s important in my life and what’s not! Go away, please.”
“F-F-Fucking fine! B-B-But once I leave here sweetie, I-I’m never coming to see you again, th-th-that’s for f-fucking sure!” He shot a portal into your floor. “Ungrateful b-bitch! I’m Rick fucking Sanchez trying to-to-to take y-you on a intergalactic s-s-space adven-adventure!”
You groaned, laying your head on your keyboard. “Fucking goodbye then! Jesus, you sure do go on and on about never seeing me again every time I tell you no, but you always end up coming back over here, so see you later!”
“Fuck you.” He flipped you off and jumped through the portal.
You laughed, turning back to your work. What a fucking child. Though, you only got to type out a couple words before you and your chair fell through the floor.
“Shit!” You said as you landed in Rick’s ship. Your ass slammed hard into your chair that had fallen with you and you groaned. “What the fuck is wrong with you, asshole?!”
Rick just laughed at you as he flew out of the driveway.
“Where are we going?” You said tiredly as you moved your chair to the back and sat in the passenger seat, being mindful of your hurt tailbone.
“Y-You know, I-I-I love h-h—how you just accept that I-I’m going to get what I want, which m-m-means you coming with me-me whenever I f-feel like it.” He grinned at you.
“I said fuck off. I may be accepting that I’m going, but I’m not going to entertain you.”
He rolled his eyes, “Oh, come-come on! J-Just admit it, sweetie!”
“No, I do not love you, Rick. You just happen to be my neighbor who happens to be a genius space traveler who happens to like me enough to bring me along sometimes. Yay for me.” You stared out the window, maintaining your pissed-off attitude.
He slammed on the breaks suddenly, sending you lurching forward. You pretended you didn’t notice and continued staring out the window.
He grabbed your shoulder, attempting to turn you towards him. “Hey!” He then grabbed your jaw and made you look at him. You stared nonchalantly. “H-Hey! Fucking no one t-t-talks to me like that, bitch! I-I—I am a genius and a g-g-god who sh-shouldn’t even give you the time of day!”
“Then don’t, please.” You were honestly trying so hard to keep from smiling. You loved pushing his buttons and pissing him off by acting like you didn’t care.
“Y-Y-You’re such a fucking cunt ass bitch! Th-the only reason I even sp-spend any time with you is b-because you h-have decent tits and no-no fucking b-b-b-brain to pro-protest my i-ideas!”
He was just spiraling and talking nonsense to try to get you to react. It was his favorite thing to get a rise out of you.
“O-Okay, I s-s-see how it i-is. S-Silent treatment. F-Fine. Wh-whatever. I-I-I-I don’t want to h-hear anything out-out-out of your m-mouth any-anyways.”
You knew you had succeeded in pissing him off by how much he was stuttering.
The two of you sat in silence for a while. You turned to look at him after a bit to see him staring at you. You stared back.
Suddenly, he moved closer, putting one hand on your hip and one on your cheek. “What-” He cut you off with a deep kiss.
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
“Hahaha! I fucking win, bitch! L-L-Let’s go have some fun!”
Here’s a fun little one-shot that I just typed out! It’s definitely not great, I didn’t proofread this at all lol. I have been in a horrible state of writers block for months now. Hopefully by writing one-shots I can get inspired for my chapter fic! I hope you all enjoyed! Thank you for reading!
Here is a quick snippet from a free write I did over the weekend! I’ve not edited other than capitalization so if there are issues shhhhhhh.
“im so high that im on another altitude”
As Megan Thee Stallion and Dua Lipa’s Sweetest Pie plays lowly in the background I start to hear a faint snoring. I turn my head to the right to be met with a sight I never thought I would see.
Rick isn’t the type of guy to let his guard down. I haven’t known him very long but even Morty will attest to the fact that Rick isn’t the type to do something “as stupid” as letting his guard down. Rick’s own words.
I take a mental snapshot of this moment, it’s something I don’t know if I’ll ever see again. Rick’s mouth slightly ajar, his exhale ever so slightly blowing his hair upward rhythmically. The peaceful expression is foreign on his face. Before I can pull my eyes away his breath hitches and his eyes flutter open.
I avert my eyes as quickly as possible but he’s already caught me. There’s really no point in trying to hide how enamored I am with this man but I try anyways. I don’t trust him enough to be fully open about my feelings, knowing how he treats his family. I'm sure he wouldn’t be above using that information against me for his own benefit.
Okay so I know its short, but I just wanted to test the waters a bit without giving too much away.
Summary: You’re feeling insecure about your looks and Rick tries to cheer you up.
// SFW, As fluff as it gets, Insecurity, Established relationship, Rick doesn’t know what to do when people have emotions. //
In an unbelievable turn of events, you had convinced Rick to come with you to the beach. It was boiling hot outside and even Rick had opted for a t-shirt instead of his usual shirt and coat. After packing a few things, Rick opened a portal and led you through. Stepping carefully into the hot sand, you scanned the beach for a spot a little more remote. After finding one, you sprawled out two worn towels. Rick plopped down and pulled out his flask, taking a few swigs as you pulled out a bottle of lemonade from the cooler.
As you were about to throw your sweaty clothes off; you noticed Rick’s eyes fixated on a group of girls splashing around. They were all tall, slender and gorgeous. The more you looked around the more the beach seemed populated by equally attractive people who were romping around in skimpy bathing suits. You looked down at yourself with a heavy feeling in your stomach and sat down, pulling your knees up to your chest. You instinctively began pulling at the towel, covering any part of yourself that you could.
“So you’re just gonna sit there? Why- what was the point of coming here then?” You buried your head in your arms and muttered.
“You’re right, let’s go home.” Even though you didn’t look his way, you could feel his frown.
“Alright, what’s the deal? Why are you acting so weird?” You looked out to the water and at the girls who were getting out, their bodies dripping with water. He looked too.
“What, they done something to you?”
“No, it’s just...” You sighed before finishing with hesitation.
“I don’t fit in here.” He gestured for you to continue and you got annoyed that he didn’t get it. You knew it was unreasonable for him to know when you weren’t saying anything but something in you just snapped.
“For fuck’s sake, look at them! They’re so good looking and I’m just... not.” You choked back the finish words, years of insecurity floating to the surface. He looked at the girls for a long time and then back at you.
“Are you fucking kidding me? That’s why you’re sweating in your clothes? Because you think you’re ugly?” You nodded defeated. He rolled his eyes.
“Y-you know how stupid that sounds? You, humans, think you’re all sooo different and ugly and shit when in reality you all look the same from my point of view. Sacks of flesh and guts!”
“Well, that’s reassuring.” You mumbled.
Rick moved closer and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
“That’s not what I meant- God, babe you look fine, alright? So get out of those clothes and have some fun. Come on.” You bit your lip and looked away. As much as you wanted to, painful memories hacking at your thoughts kept you stagnant.
“No, I wanna go home.” After a sigh from his direction, a shadow covered you and you turned to look at him. He was busy undressing, finally stopping when he was in his underwear where he held his arms out.
“What are you...?” You trailed off as he pulled you up by the wrist.
“Now you’ll look Godly by comparison, so fucking get undressed already. I didn’t spend all that money on that bikini so you wouldn’t wear it.” You looked down at your feet and decided to just get it over with, your cheeks burning. It felt like everyone was watching you and as if the beach had gone dead silent. Noticing your distress Rick placed his hands on your shoulders and took a deep breath.
“Alright, I know I’m not the best at this but trust me, y-you’re fucking hot. I’ve been to hundreds of thousands of planets and seen shit a million times hotter than humans...” he screwed his eyes shut and spoke as if he was actually struggling.
“And I still chose you. Nobody else. And you’re- fuck. You’re beautiful.” His hands lingered on your shoulders as you smiled at him. As much as your thoughts wanted to keep you in that hole, the look in Rick’s eyes made your body tingle. And you took a breath of confidence. He looked off across the waves as you lifted your shirt to reveal the bikini he had mentioned. The dark one with the straps that hugged your skin oh so nicely.
“That’s my girl” Rick smacked your ass, biting his lips as he watched you giggle and hop into the water. Just as you turned around to invite him in, you could have sworn you saw a glint of that bright smile he so rarely showed. But, your thoughts were interrupted as he slapped a wave of water at you.
