pirate rick… someone get on that fanfiction STAT.

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pirate rick… someone get on that fanfiction STAT.
Getting so wet over this man
rick sanchez is soooo epitome of ‘he just fucked my brains out and now he’s tinkering with his portal gun’
this might be my all time favourite rick and morty moment. when you really think about it, it’s the first time both rick and morty have simultaneously had mental breakdowns in front of each other- AND, used it as a silent way to cope with what they’ve both went through. such an underrated statement from the both of them- all things considered.
hey yall! i just wanted to let some of my followers here know that i made a fanfiction on rick sanchez if yall wanna go check that out on my ao3 :) i’ll copy & paste the synopsis down below as well as the link to find it! hope yall enjoy!
“You’re hired by the Smith family to become Morty’s tutor for his midterms. The Smith family is highly concerned (mostly Beth) about him possibly failing these important exams as a result of missing weeks upon weeks of school because of his high-strung grandfather, Rick Sanchez, consistently pulling him out from school to employ him as a sidekick in his wacky, nonsensical adventures. This is where you come in. You’re not only tasked with the upkeep of Morty’s grades and the promise of helping him pass his midterms, but also butting heads with Rick about the importance of Morty’s education and maneuvering your way into keeping him out of intergalactic trouble… Which means no adventures anytime soon. With Rick livid, the resentful, yet passionate quandary developing with him seems almost suffocating- you have a lot on your plate. Don't choke.”
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rick and morty season 8….. rick and morty season 8…. i beg…
Heyyy, I was wondering if you take requests? I was wondering if you can write smutshot of Rick having a field day with reader and their accidental clone
omg girl you’re not gonna fuckijg believe this 😭 so i DO take requests for anyone interested btw- but oh my god. im so distraught right now. i wrote the entire concept out for anon. and i decided to take a break for a bit and accidentally closed out of tumblr and i forgot to save it as a draft so the entire smutshot i JUST wrote is ALL gone. LOST TO THE FUCKING WIND. oh my god i might cry.. i will eventually rewrite it bcuz i respect this anon’s brave decision on asking me if i do requests (which i do), but jesus christ.. that was so fucking unfortunately.
please do not fret, i will rewrite it. i promise, but for now i need to.. write something else. i legit put my whole pussy into that smutshot too.. wow. how fleeting everything is..
part of tumblr sexyman rick sanchez’s appeal is that if he were real, he would not want me in the slightest- he might even kill me. and i find that charming