If we all post crab rave we can force the universe into doing the thing. If you agree reblog this and add a crab rave gif.

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If we all post crab rave we can force the universe into doing the thing. If you agree reblog this and add a crab rave gif.
Here's a clever Die Hard riff from the good folks over at Rigor Tortoise. I may or may not have posted this before but it's appropriate for tonight.
What Religious Affiliation Does Santa Have?
Hello! In case you didn't know, I LOVE Yahoo! Answers. And as I've said before, it’s probably the only good thing that’s come out of the creation of the Internet. Don’t believe me? Well get this, you ask a question, and then whackjobs answer it! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Thus, given my obsession, I finally decided to create an account to get to the bottom of some things that have been itching my brain. Here’s my second question, “What religious affiliation does Santa have?” Click on the link below to log-in and answer! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkVBhQrftUIX8vEQ.jbTW7nsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20121213130851AAYMXZW
Here's the copy of my question: What religious affiliation does Santa have? I assumed that he was Catholic. One could definitely assume that, but after much thought and seeing photos of Santa hat's that may or may not have been hiding a Yarmulke I wasn't sure. Then there was the thought that we may be Buddhist giving the come and go of the season.
Hey! Check out this short I wrote and am in. Merry Christmas and/or everything else!
Listen, you guys do what you want with your Wednesday nights, but I'm going to use mine to crappily record a boring monologue while I play guitar and harmonica.
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