#riina

[simandy]

It's always good to have a sim who is straight up a Barbie doll you can pose and let them be pretty 🩰✨️

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters Create Tumblr Polls

I'm back on my bullshit with another "Cosmere characters on tumblr" type post! Previously:

Cosmere Validation Posts

Cosmere Characters' gimmick blogs

Cosmere characters' favorite tumblr post

Cosmere characters on tumblr

Now, Cosmere characters are makin' polls, much like @cosmere-polls. But what kind of polls will they make?

1. Adolin

Settle an argument between me & my wife. How many swords is it appropriate to bring on a vacation?

0 (what)

1-3

4-6

7-10

11-13

ALL THE SWORDS YOU OWN, BABY

2. Sazed

Spin the wheel of religions. How do you feel about your new religion? (Tell me what it is in the tags!)

Yes! Yes! I am converting for real!

Aww, I really like this.

I would adopt this, but not with all my heart.

Truly neutral feelings.

Eh, not really for me but I can see it for others

EW I HATE THIS

3. Lightsong

Shades of Red Color Poll #17. Which Shade of Red is Better: A or B?

A

B

I'm drab (see results)

4. Elend

Rate my wife's fit.

100% swag

A+++

Gorgeous!

Perfection!

Seeing this has made my life worth it.

5. Raoden

I need to obtain fertilizer from the Trickster Princess of Arelon Who Always Tries to Misinterpret My Requests While Technically Fulfilling Them. What should I ask for?

Fertilizer

Big ol' Bucket of Poop

Fish

Dirt

Seaweed

A Live Goat

6. Elhokar

You're at one of my fancy parties. What kind of wine are you drinking?

Pink

Orange

Yellow

Auburn

Red

Sapphire

Blue

Violet

7. The Sorceress

Writing a curse. What's the funniest rhyme for "morass" ?

Harass

Bypass

Alas

Sore Ass

Sea bass

8. Steris

Trying to see whether I am "like most people." How many days before a trip have you finished packing?

1 Week or more prior

Approximately 5 days prior

3 days prior

2 days prior

The day before

The day of???

I have never gone on a trip (See Results)

9. Vasher

Worldhoppers only: WORST planet that you have personally visited?

Roshar

Scadrial

Nalthis

Sel

Lumar

Canticle

First of the Sun

Taldain

Threnody

Komashi

The Grand Apparatus

Other

10. Kelsier

Controverial Tumblr Poll #5: Would You Ever Try Hemalurgy?

Hell yeah

I have already

No (coward answer)

11. Sarene

The Evil Bandit King of Elantris has requested "fish." What should I give him?

Fresh fish

Rotten fish

Live fish

A drawing of a fish

A fishing pole

One of those singing fish

12. Nightblood

Slay evil?

Slay evil!

Slay! Slay! Slay!

Slaaaaaay evil!

It's evil! Slay!

Slay-ay-ay-ay evil!

Yes.

[saccharineraph]

[asteroidfieldgame]

The real funniest Cosmere character is Riina (the Sorceress)

She shows up, plans to gain ultimate power on a planet that isn't even aware of the wider Cosmere, and gets beaten by someone who barely knows who she is and doesn't even know what an Elantrian is.

Then she does it again in Tress.

She's the only main villain of a cosmere book to survive her series.

Can't wait for her to be the villain of another book she's barely in

[forh1key]

Riina ♡ Not Like a Movie 🎬 Inkigayo 260125

[bloomsblueheart]

random cute decoz moments

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