Sep 28, 2017
Riley: Did you just fall?
Lynn: No. I attacked the floor.
Riley: Backwards?
Lynn: I'm freaking talented.
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Riley: Did you just fall?
Lynn: No. I attacked the floor.
Riley: Backwards?
Lynn: I'm freaking talented.
Riley: My world is crumbling apart.
Darwin: What happened?
Lynn: They closed down the candy store.
Riley: Ooooohh. Looks like someone's getting a little sooft!
Lynn: I'm not getting soft! You're getting soft! Everyone's getting soft!
Riley: Hate to burst you bubble, Lynnie, buuuut... 'Everyone' includes you.
Lynn: Aw shit.
Sophie: That's impossible!
Riley: What! Nothing is impossible! Unicorns are possible! Mermaids are possible! Whales with unicorn horns are possible!
Lynn: You mean narwhals? Uh yeah, pretty sure they already exist.
Riley: There's only one thing we can do.
Sophie: Give up?
Riley: What?! No!!! We're supposed to be stupid and risk our lives! We don't give up until 20 minutes later, anyway. Haven't you checked the script?!
Riley: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Sophie: How exactly?
Riley: Like this!
Riley: *chucks an apple at a random doctor walking down the street*
Sophie: ... Savage.
Sophie: FUCKING SHIT!
Riley: Hey, wash your mouth!
Sophie: Ew, soap tastes horrible.
Riley: What am I doing with my life?
Dipper: Well, you talk a lot, go on your phone too much, write weird romantic fanfiction pieces, draw horrible art, and try to bake things but fail miserably.
Sophie: So in other words, you an annoying optimistic nut case.