#ringo anon

[archived-themagicalmysticalboy]

Heyy! I wonder something. Does Ringo have good relations with his daughter? Sorry, asked this question to couple of questions but only a cute page responded back to me. Unfortunately, the blogger was also not sure. Can you please tell if you know? Lots of love, great page 🥺❤️

excellent question my dude!

from what i’ve read, Ringo had a very troubled relationship with all of his children during the 70s and some of the 80s due to his severe drinking problems. i think one of his sons even said that he had hated and resented his dad during that time. and who can blame the kid? Ringo was straight up blackout drunk a startling amount of the time so i’m sure he wasn’t being much of a father. thankfully he eventually sought out help.

by the mid/late 80s he was reportedly sober and presumably more connected with his family. in 1995 his daughter Lee had a brain tumor. Ringo stayed by her side for a lot of her hospitalization and lived with her while she was getting treatment done. this was also 1 year after his first wife and mother to his 3 children had passed from cancer. so i’m sure that experience, with this health scare on top of it, brought the two closer if there was a divide (but that’s just presumption on my part).

currently, he seems to be in good standing with her but she is a private person so there really isn’t much reported about her. There’s recent-ish photos of them together and she was in his birthday live stream last year so i would go as far as to say they have a perfectly fine relationship in the present day.

here’s some pics of them for added measure 😁

[motherlennon]

Ringo anon here again! Unfortunately I am currently unable to reveal my identity. What I can tell you is that John, Paul and George never existed. Ringo has always been the only Beatle. Even Linda was just Ringo in a wig, aswell as Yoko. Not sure about the others though.

*GASPS IN JOHN LENNON*

[likesomekindofcheese]

Omg I would love a Halloween scenario where ringo is wearing his lion costume and reader is wearing a sexy cat costume and lil Richie jr in a baby kitten costume 😍😍😍

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Looking in the mirror, you kept adjusting your simple dress. It was a lightly tan-colored dress with a belt with an upright tail attached that would lightly tickle the small of your back. 

Looking over, you saw your dear Ringo, tilting his head at the look of it. You couldn’t believe you managed to keep the costume for the party. But there he was, in a big scratchy mane and a tan tunic with a large, garish L. Though beneath was a beautiful renaissance costume that made him look as if he walked out of The Globe.

“Oh, Y/N, are you sure? It’s a bit scratchy!”

“Richard, you look great!”

“Not as great as you!” he insisted, gesturing a large hand in your direction.

You did a little twirl in your short dress, tan to match his, and your tail swinging around. The headband with your ears fell off and he reached down to pick it up.

“‘Ere you go, love...” he said with a slight laugh.

“Well, you can take off some of it...they’re probably downstairs already. I hear them talking!” you said, noticing the creaks of footsteps and the familiar scouse voices of the bandmates.

Reaching over to your cradle, you picked up your darling little boy. He was decked in a matching tan onesie but with a cloth tail and adorable little ears. He sucked on a pacifier contently. Richard went over to nuzzle his hair and give him a kiss. He had his father’s hair, but when you looked right into the baby's eyes you noticed it was exactly like your own.

“You can take it down to your gear beneath, I’ll just match with Richie, here!” you reasoned, placing the baby over your shoulder.

With a sigh of relief, Ringo took off his mane and tunic and replaced it with his lovely, feathered cap, back into his silvery doublet.

Your family and you walked downstairs to the cheerful greetings of the three others.

“Ey! Ringo! Y/N! How are ya?”

“Very fine than--”

You froze at the sight of Paul in his Pyramusi costume, George in his Moonshine costume, and John in his pigtails and dress.

“Wha-all of you got the costumes?” Ringo asked, his face flashing between pale and red.

Paul and George burst out laughing.

“Why-yes! We all did! How about that-Richard! We wanted to wear ‘em to the party, that’s all!” John said, giving him a greeting hug.

In a flash of tight-adorned legs, Ringo ran back up to change. You never smiled more or laughed harder at the sight. It was a terrific start to a terrific party for Halloween.

(Renaissance Ringo makes me dreamy eyed, btw)

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[chrysochromulina]

Do you believe Ringo is Ringo? Has this even been scientifically proven? Most professionals have stated Ringo has never actually ringoed. What is your opinion on this?

You came to the right person with that question!

In my PhD study I investigated the Ringo phenomenon thoroughly! I run different multivariate statistics and the results were highly significant so that I could prove that Ringo actually exists and he not only ringoes but also bongoes!!!

[thetimeoftheseason]

YALL WHATS GOING ON WITH THE RINGO ANON I GOT ONE TOO ON MY OTHER BLOG

[motherlennon]

ringo rongo roingo boingo

me, minding my business:

ringo anon:

[motherlennon]

The itsy bitsy Ringo

Climbed up the Hill

Down came the Fool

And read him the news

Out came the sun

And Ringo said "Oh boy!"

And the itsy bitsy Ringo

Climbed up the Hill again

is this from paul mccartneys childrens book

[motherlennon]

I have already sent this message to someone else but I believe everybody needs to be aware of this. Scientists recently discovered a mathematical formula to calculate the amount of Rango Dangoing Ringo does per live performance! The formula looks like this: (V+d)÷2= R! The volume of an average human being is 62 000m³. Since Ringo has more power, he has approximately 64 000m³. The "d" stands for Dangometer (dm), the "R" stands for Rangodangometer (Rdm). So far, mathematicians have concluded that Ringo has c. 32 000 Rdm on most performances.

this has kept me up for the last 7 nights, anon. the science is astounding

it’s hard to believe that the smol man can be so POWERFUL, but then again