Aug 31, 2018
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Hello it's me Ur local goblin person, looking slightly less greasy than usual
I really need to actually make refs for my ocs
so today i was working and a little ladybug some how flew into my restaurant and i was so excited i had her on a little cup and i was going to take her back outside and set her free and then my coworker looked me straight in the eyes and smashed her :-(
Oh lord I said I wanted more mature coversations with my mom, but they're being extremely explicit. Send help
Getting my brother dark souls 2
Me: why the fuck is the grass so fucking loud?
Mom: because he's using speakers
Me: BUT THE GRASS IS LOUDER THAN THE FUCKIN WATERFALL
Mom: LILLIAN
Me: WHAT?!?!
Mom: ITS BECAUSE PEOPLE SMOKE THAT SHIT
Me:BRUH
Mom: he's blazing it
Me: DAVID, STOP BLAZING IT
I guess eating that chocolate cake wasn’t a very good idea… And there was so much meat in that soup- At least I didn’t eat it— There was so much meat—- [Blinks a few times hazily, stumbling a bit before simply dropping to her knees slowly, lying her head on the ground carefully, curling her knees to her chest, gagging] I think I’ll… Rest here for a bit.