#so loud

[theorphicangel]

dealing with ex! but also recently released from prison sukuna and you swore you wouldn't take him back. but he shows up at your door with nothing but a bag and a dream. you told him that he would only be allowed in for five minutes to pick up his shit and go...but i guess prison didn't try hard enough to get rid of his charm because he somehow has you with your legs spread on the couch and his face between your thighs. he doesn't move for hours, just eating you out to make up for all the time he was gone.

you guess you could let him stay for a while...

[heyangelxoxo]

CAN HE BE ANY LOUDER

[we--are---not--afraid]

Also why is every member of ateez the dumb blond in the horror film

[ribbitrabbot]

ALSO when jack said “ dance through the dark ” and immediately followed up with “ it may be a song lyric ” jack abbot owning every single bruce springsteen album is real and canon to me

[the-gelid-sorceror]

Installed some giant boulder traps around the outside of my tower in prep for the skeleton war, they're all enchanted to make a bowling pin sound when they crush a skeleton.

I severely underestimated their effectiveness, skeletons came over the horizon two days ago and i haven't slep since.

[almost-daily-tf2-sniper]

day 110

there’s a guy riding his bike racing around outside my window EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

[petalborn]

steve is the frat boy that gets to yell ‘if you’re not a brother or fucking a brother get the fuck out’ at the end of every party

when you’ve been fucking him on the low so you start to leave with everyone else and he stops you in front of everyone in the living room and is like where the hell are YOU going?? i was promised a bj

[jscormmer]