Kidnapper: Bruce Wayne?
Bruce: Yes?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Bruce: *counting his children, and puts his phone on speaker* Uh what?
Kidnapper: The mean sassy one! He called us all fruitloops, he made fun of my tattoos, and he made Dave cry!
Dave: He made fun of my teeth. Its not my fault I can't afford a dentist! Healthcare is expensive!
Danny: Yeah well it smells like you also can't afford toothpaste either!
Dave: *sobs* Stop!
Kidnapper: Please, just come get him! We don't even want money anymore!
Danny: If you don't give them the money they want, at least bring a tube of toothpaste, maybe some toothbrushes, and some mouth wash if possible!
Dave: Pleeeheese take him away!*sobs harder*
Bruce: I'm sorry(?) to tell you, but thats not my son, all my son's are at the table with me.
Kidnapper: So we went through this for nothing?!
Danny: HA! Morons!
Kidnapper: Stop it! Can you take him anyway? Please, we just want him gone!
Bruce: Can't you just untie him and let him go?
Kidnapper: We did! He just sat back down and continued roasting us! And we can't just leave him here!
Danny: *snorts* Yeah, because this is Travis' mom's storage unit. By the way Travis, your mom was hot when she was in her twenties.
Travis: Shut up! And stop looking through my mom's photo albums!
Danny: Dang, your dad was hot too! How can you have two hot parents and still look like Chuck e Cheese got hit by a thirteen wheeler?
Kidnapper: Please? You don't even have to come yourself, just send Batman. Please?
Bruce: I'll...see what I can do?
Kidnapper: Oh thank you! Thank you so much!
Travis: Is he coming to get him?
Kidnapper: No he's sending Batman!
Dave: I don't care if we get beaten up! Anything is better than being tormented by this guy!
Danny: Cool tell Batman to pick me up some Tacos on his way over.
Kidnapper: *hangs up*
Bruce: Tell me I'm not the only one that heard all that.
Steph: *doubled over weezing* Can-Can he keep him?
Jason: *cackling* I'm with Steph on this one!
Dick: I don't know, he sounded super cute.
Tim: So we going to go save them or not?
Bruce: *sighs* Let's go.
Tim: Are we getting him Tacos-
Jason: Hah~ *finally stops laughing* Yes we are getting him Tacos.
