I just had the craziest night of my life AND remembered why I don't leave the house/ or have people over 🙃
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I just had the craziest night of my life AND remembered why I don't leave the house/ or have people over 🙃
rip pizza
i put a piece of pizza in the toaster oven and i was just on yt just being my typical self and i go to check it and it is fine, so i turn it off (at least i think i do) and i just leave it to cool. I watch more yt videos and come back and its like burnt and you can kinda smell it and I'm panicking and everything and like “how do i turn this off?” and so i pull the plug and i see electric and thought i would get electrified but i didn't and I'm alive and uhh.. yea. rip pizza.
First he steals your pizza, then he steals your girl 🍕🐲🌴 #UguanaFinishThat? #RIPPizza #ThatsAStrangeLookingDog #PizzaParty #AnimalsAreJerks
#tbt to last week with @pook_nasty the memories are strong #rippizza #thuggin #thuglife #bosssauce #bigpapapain
Improving?
Since I've been gluten free: -my joints have been hurting significantly less -the swelling in my stomach has gone away completely -I no longer feel like I swallowed a bowling ball after every meal, but still feel full without that heavy feeling -I no longer have a dense fog of exhaustion and confusion, but now a mist of sleepiness -I haven't had any horrifying stomach pain -I have developed the ability to burp (best thing ever) -my stomach is getting flatter Since I've been gluten free: -I'm still irritable as fuck and have trouble completing tasks off my adhd meds -I still crave pizza, pasta, Mac n cheese, baguettes and everything else I can't have anymore -gluten free bread and pizza and Mac n cheese suck -I wonder how sick I will get if I try gluten again... But I'm too scared to even try because so many things are improving in my health. Conclusion: I'm 99% positive I have celiac. I'm 100% sure it sucks to not be able to ever have the food I lived on for 22 years again. But I'm 200% it is worth giving up, to be able to get my life back and not suffer as much as I have been.
How I scare strangers.
Me: I was married once.
Stranger: Oh. What happened?
Me: I killed her.
Stranger: Wait what?!
Me: I ate her.
Stranger: Wait! I'm confused! What on earth are you?! O.o
Me: She's delicious. I'm married to a pizza. I ate her. She died. 2014-2014
Stranger: Fuck you -_-
15 minutes later. #RIPPizza