S K Y E ♔

In a world of my own 🍟🍕

[skyeforreal]

He called you " fatass" not "fat-ass"

[skyeforreal]

So strong lol

[forgottenfeeelings]

Isn’t it sad that we are only brave enough to talk about our real feelings when we are drunk?

CBK (via forgottenfeeelings)

[skyeforreal]

Relationship Goals. 💞💕💑❤

[skyeforreal]

Me when I saw a box of pizza

[skyeforreal]

Me: Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

After 1 minute.

Me: Pizzaaaa woahhh yeaaahhh babyyy.

After 2 hours.

Me: Still pizza nigga ✌

[skyeforreal]

Me at night:

Ooooo! Tomorrow will be a great day! I can feel it! Omg! I should sleep now so I'll woke up early!

Me in the morning: (11am)

Well. Fuck.

[funnyandhilarious]

What? They’re Supposed To Be Working Don’t forget to share us to your friends

[skyeforreal]

Lol..

[funnyandhilarious]

Karate Gone Wrong Don’t forget to share us to your friends

[skyeforreal]

How I flirt with my crush? Expectation Vs. Reality

Expectation

Me: Hey you sexy thang ;) Wanna go on a date?

Reality

Me: Hai. If you were a pizza. You'd be a good pizza.

[skyeforreal]

How I scare strangers.

Me: I was married once.

Stranger: Oh. What happened?

Me: I killed her.

Stranger: Wait what?!

Me: I ate her.

Stranger: Wait! I'm confused! What on earth are you?! O.o

Me: She's delicious. I'm married to a pizza. I ate her. She died. 2014-2014

Stranger: Fuck you -_-

[skyeforreal]

Pizza? Pizza. You? Pretty....ugly.

[skyeforreal]

Me: Hi :)

Crush: Hey

Me: How are you?

Crush: Good. You?

Me: That's great! I'm good too :)

Crush: Cool.

[skyeforreal]

May Pinoy pa ba dito? Hi/Hello! ^.^ Let's be friends?

[skyeforreal]

Girl: Am I pretty?

Me: No

Girl: Am I ugly?

Me: No

Girl: So it means I'm beautiful?

Me: Nah bitch. You're pretty ugly.

[skyeforreal]

My doodle art lol. Kellin Quinn on the center 💞

[skyeforreal]

Meh

Me: -eating pizza-

Me: I should start my diet tomorrow.

Me: -buys pizza-

Me: Well.