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Jeremy: You know that you’re my favorite person?

Simon: Jeremy, that’s gay.

Jeremy: Simon, we’re gay.

Jolene: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Robbie: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Jeremy: Spiders.

Maashous: Wasps.

Michael: Terriers.

Lilette: Simon.

Lilette: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'

Jolene: Sunshine?

Lilette: Nope

Jolene: *looks over at Jeremy and Simon bickering* Sexual tension?

Simon: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Simon: Annabelle, code name: Been There, Done That.

Simon: Jeremy is: Currently Doing That.

Simon: Maashous is: It Happened Once In A Dream.

Simon: Jolene, code name: If I Had To Pick A Girl.

Simon: Robbie is Eagle Two.

Robbie: Oh, thank God.

Mr. Mazzu: These are the people I've collected in the last few months.

Maashous: I'm one of them.

Mr. Mazzu: He's the baby. Robbie is the designated piggyback ride giver-

Robbie: Only for the approved weight limit.

Mr. Mazzu: Simon's the gay mess who has a knife fetish-

Simon: A slight exaggeration.

Mr. Mazzu: And Jeremy has crippling self-doubt but we love him anyway and he makes us laugh.

Jeremy: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Gail: ...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR TROUPE?!

Michael: You look good today, bro. Pro homo.

Maashous: Don't you mean 'no homo'?

Michael: It's 2018. We support the gays, Maashous.

Simon, to Jeremy: Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.

Maashous: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Jolene: Maashous, no.

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