🎤✨ Fandoms, Fanfic, and Eurovision: A Perfect (Chaotic) Match
I don’t write with music. I write in silence. Not absolute silence — the fridge hums, neighbors exist, the cat does things — but still, silence. It’s how I focus. That’s just how my brain works. 🧠📄
I don’t know if I’m in the minority here, but judging by the sheer number of fanfic authors who swear by playlists, character theme songs, "songs that sound like slow burn enemies to lovers in the rain," etc. — I might be.
And today? Today is Eurovision. Which means fic writers who write with music are probably vibrating with joy.✨🎆🎧 Honestly, we all should be. Because how can anyone be sad on the day we celebrate The Festival of the Song™?
So in the spirit of musical chaos and fandom magic, here’s a list of popular fandoms & ships — assigned Eurovision songs (from this year and all-time icons) that I believe spiritually match their energy:
🦇 Superbat (Clark/Bruce) → "Zitti e buoni" – Måneskin (Italy 2021) ✨ Gritty glam. Brooding punk. The line “non parlate della mia vita” is literally Bruce Wayne energy. Clark listens, kisses him anyway.
💘 Dramione (Draco/Hermione) → "SloMo" – Chanel (Spain 2022) High drama. High tension. Chemistry off the charts. Hermione is here to destroy him slowly, and he thanks her for it.
🐍 Drarry (Harry/Draco) → "Euphoria" – Loreen (Sweden 2012) Enemies to lovers? Magical obsession? Emotional repression followed by full-body catharsis under rain? It’s this one. Always.
💔 Katniss/Peeta – The Hunger Games → "Soldi" – Mahmood (Italy 2019) A beat that slaps but lyrics that hurt. This one goes out to complicated trauma bonds, rebellion aesthetics, and hidden tenderness.
✨ Feyre/Rhysand – ACOTAR → "Tattoo" – Loreen (Sweden 2023) Dramatic, magical, sensual. You know Feyre would hear this and astrally project straight to Velaris.
🧙♂️ Aragorn/Arwen – The Lord of the Rings → "Only Teardrops" – Emmelie de Forest (Denmark 2013) Destiny, sacrifice, ethereal beauty — a song for lovers who choose each other despite the years, the crowns, and the wars.
⚡ Percabeth (Percy/Annabeth – PJO) → "Satellite" – Lena (Germany 2010) Quirky, devoted, and just the right amount of chaos. Annabeth is 100% the satellite in question. And she’s tired of his seaweed brain.
👑 Elizabeth/Darcy – Pride & Prejudice → "Waterloo" – ABBA (Sweden 1974) Listen. She lost the battle, and he lost it harder. This is the enemies-to-lovers anthem of literature. Period.
🐺 Remus/Sirius – Harry Potter → "Hard Rock Hallelujah" – Lordi (Finland 2006) Messy boys. Bitten boys. Undead metaphors and emotional trauma. Angst in eyeliner. And a howl at the full moon.
⛸️ Yuuri x Victor – Yuri on Ice → "Rise Like a Phoenix" – Conchita Wurst (Austria 2014) Transformation, elegance, overcoming shame, finding love on the ice — the drama and glamour is immaculate.
🌀 Gojo/Satoru x Geto/Suguru – Jujutsu Kaisen → "Voilà" – Barbara Pravi (France 2021) One loved too loudly, one never enough. Tragedy, betrayal, and a yearning that spills from every frame. Cursed? Yes. Iconic? Also yes.
🔥 Denji x Power – Chainsaw Man → "Poupée de cire, poupée de son" – France Gall (Luxembourg 1965) From Eurovision’s early days: chaotic, deceptively sweet, and weirdly perfect for two disaster teenagers who eat toast and kill devils.
Anyway. To all my fellow writers out there, whether you blast playlists or sit in ominous silence like I do: Happy Eurovision. Happy fanfic. May your angst be poetic, your fluff unhinged, and your chosen banger hit just right when you write That Scene™.
🎶💻Let the fandom music never stop.
