#rita repulsa

[atopfourthwall]

[afreakingdork]

BEHOLD! MY DREAM COMMISSION!

Ever since I saw @firesealart do their Rita Repulsa Frieren mash-up and saw the first Power Rangers movie for the first time ever two years ago, I've been thinking about Ivan Ooze as Fern. That made Stark an easy Zedd and all I had to do was wait until seal opened comms again!

They truly went above and beyond! What a dream!

[the-most-humble-blog]

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THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS -- AND THEY SAVED YOUR SORRY PLANET (Revised) (A Blacksite Eulogy for the Original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)

While you were crying over your $16 Panera sadness sandwich, while your parents were mid-divorce over "ethical bacon," five teenagers were curb-stomping space fascists in color-coded armor.

Not Navy SEALs. Not government black ops. Not your 43-year-old CrossFit uncle.

Teenagers. With SAT flashcards in one hand and alien war medals in the other.

They didn’t ask for consent forms. Didn’t request a trauma counselor. Didn’t post vague “I’m not okay” stories on Instagram.

They got sucked into a glowing space tube by a floating wizard head and immediately started dropkicking lunar necromancers.

AND YOU DON’T RESPECT THEM ENOUGH.

They weren’t trained. They weren’t insured. They weren’t even legal adults.

Half of them probably still got picked last in gym class -- and still picked violence before calculus.

Meanwhile, you’re sitting in a beanie complaining about “late-stage capitalism” as if you ever faced down a kaiju with your ex's mixtape still in your Walkman.

💀 THE ENEMY ROSTER:

Rita Repulsa: A menopause sorceress with vape smoke hair and the vocal range of a goat sacrifice. Dropped monsters like SoundCloud rappers drop EPs: frequently, and without meaning.

Goldar: Literal winged monkey dipped in melted Rolexes. Spoke like Optimus Prime after a gravel smoothie. Absolutely roid-raged. Still got folded like a lawn chair.

Putties (or “Puddies,” idk, clay lives don’t matter): Zumba class rejects made of wet cement and poor life choices. Ran up just to get obliterated like background dancers in a Taekwondo musical.

How were they treated? Like Home Depot demo walls.

Spin kicks. Flying elbows. Double-knees to the sternum with zero OSHA compliance.

Sometimes they didn’t even morph. Just squared up in jeans and teenage spite.

🧠 YOU THINK YOUR FINALS WERE HARD?

Try being 16 with:

🦖 Dino mechs to pilot 💥 Death lasers in your zip code 📚 A biology test on mitochondria due by 4th period

If you failed? You didn’t get a B-minus. You got vaporized into stardust by a kaiju with neck piercings.

🛡️ NO HR. NO THERAPY. NO FMLA.

They didn’t sue Zordon for endangerment. Didn’t unionize against Alpha 5’s annoying ass. Didn’t even ask for a mental health day.

They just backflipped into unpaid intergalactic warfare like it was a damn gym elective.

Explosions? Flipped over ‘em. Monsters? Chopped their necks. Existential trauma? Repressed it like 90s kids were born to do.

Because they knew the truth: The adults weren’t gonna save sh*t.

YOU GETTING THIS YET, DUMMY?

No super-soldier serum. No Hogwarts scholarship. Just vibes, flips, and unresolved rage.

You owe your peaceful childhood to five hormone-riddled teens who got drafted into alien war crimes by a wall-mounted lava lamp and didn’t even flinch.

They were the last generation to morph without whining.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

This post is protected under Article 7 of the Galactic Satirical Combat Doctrine. Filed under: Nostalgic Delinquent Appreciation, Color-Coordinated War Crimes, and Child Soldier Recognition Day.

If you’re offended: Go journal about it in lowercase. The Rangers were pulling zords out of volcanoes while you were asking your mom if PG-13 movies had kissing in them.

🛐 BLACKSITE CHALLENGE: “WOULD YOU HAVE MORPHED?”

Ask yourself:

When Zordon called, when the sky cracked open, when Rita sent yet another worm demon to destroy your zip code…

Would you have pulled your coin and morphed up? Or would you have asked for conflict de-escalation training and a gluten-free snack break?

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Reblog if you damn well know the Rangers deserved hazard pay, group therapy, and 401(k) plans by 17

🦖 Reblog this if you ever shadowboxed a Putty in your kitchen wearing socks or

Send it to the friend who still yells “IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME” before therapy

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[mosquitoking]

quick sketch of the new prime ranger bc she's a hottie

[regaliasonata]

Damn Power Rangers really started because some old hag was out here beefing with a bunch of teenagers everyday

Daily life of a Twitter user❤️💙💛🖤🩷

[ansersart]

Drawings of couples/ships I loved throughout the years, part two: Villainous Lordships. Lord Voldemort x Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Zedd x Rita Repulsa.

I don't know yet whether I will do a follow-up, maybe, in the future. Right now, my head is like a Swiss cheese, only with more holes, and I need to do something with it. 😅

[posthumanwanderings]

that one time Rita Repulsa (US ver.) grew gigantic 😳 episode: [ Alien Rangers of Aquitar: Pt. 1]

[driver270]

Can we talk about how ACCURATE Rita Repulsa's aim is? She is javelin throwing a staff from the surface of the moon to wherever on Earth the Ranger battle is happening and, without fail, would hit close enough for the staff's magic to make the monster of the week go kaiju-sized? She would've probably killed it in the interstellar track & field competitions! 🤣