#rivermorethanafriendithink

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Happy birthday to the queen of headcanons!

thank youuuu!! ♥

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rivermorethanafriendithink replied to your post: “hallo und entschuldigung, koennen sie vielleicht erklären was 'alles...”:

Alles bäm is one of those expressions I use ironically but never knew where it came from. So thank you (and thanks to the anon who asked!)

I’m pretty sure it existed before the Bravo used it but I didn’t know it and I feel like it changed my life for the better :D

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stimmt, ich habe mir Harry auch nicht schockiert oder so vorgestellt, sondern sehr belustigt, aber angestrengt ein straight face zu wahren. Wer immer Harry auch nur flüchtig kennt, gibt gute Ratschläge, es werden Wetten abgeschlossen, irgendjemand gibt dann Eggsy einen guten Tip und es kommt zusammen, was zusammen gehört; aber Harry ist denke ich nicht der Typ für Sex im Büro, zumindest nicht am Anfang.

nein stimmt schon, aber ich denke Harry wahrt die Contenance und würde sich nicht zu solchen Ausdrücken hinreißen lassen, nicht mal sarkastisch. 

Nein, er würde erst mit Eggsy essen gehen, wie es sich für einen Gentleman gehört

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ich bin mir gerade nicht sicher, was ich lieber sehen würde - Harry, nachdem ihn Eggsy mit einem fröhlichen 'Alles bäm' begrüßt, oder Eggsy, wenn ihm Harry mit straghtest face ever ein sarkastisches 'Alles bäm' entgegenruft.

aber ehrlich, ich glaub Harry würde nur amüsiert lächeln und “In der tat.” sagen und das wird dann ihr tägliches Ritual. Alle im Büro beobachten das ganze und schließen Wetten darauf ab wann und wie sie die zwei in flagranti erwischen.

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When Harry and Eggsy get married, Merlin will be Best Man, Roxy the equivalent of bridesmaid, and Daisy will be an adorable flower girl. Imagine the pretty and the cute.

They’ll look so gorgeous together and be so happy can you imagine the wedding photos all of them laughing together and Harry and Eggsy being so proud of having such a wonderful husband. And Michelle will cry happy tears the whole time because they’re a proper happy family and it’s everything she’s ever wanted for her boy and she knows Daisy will grow up surrounded by love, as Eggsy should have.

Their first dance will be to I Could Have Danced All Night and they’ll beam at each other and while they twirl over the dance floor Merlin will get a bit misty-eyed and silently accept the handkerchief a smirking Roxy offers him.

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ship thing: Tauriel/Kili

Insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

Kili. It’s more flailing than dancing, but since it makes Tauriel laugh, he doesn’t want to actually learn how.

Likes to watch reality tv

Tauriel. The Real Housewives remind her of Thranduil and she thinks that’s hilarious.

Refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

Tauriel. She’ll go take a long bath to unwind, then steal one of Kili’s shirts to wear around the house until he gets home. 

Is the jealous / protective one

They both are. It’s not like either one comes from a very tolerant ‘family’, so theyr’e constantly having to defend one another from passive-aggressive shade.

Goes all out on the holidays

Tauriel. Especially the big ones. Full-on haunted house for Halloween, big family dinner complete with racist uncles for Thanksgiving, HUGE decorated tree for Christmas, etc.

Cries over books

Both of them. No one wanted to come over in the wake of the Deathly Hallows. It wasn’t pretty.

Is terrible with kids

Kili. Tauriel constantly needs to remind him that knives, swords, and axes are not appropriate toys for children. 

Drinks too much caffeine

They’re both coffee addicts.

Could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

Tauriel. With a party king and an entire forest to guard, by the time she gets back she could just pass out and sleep for a week.

Never wears matching socks

Kili. No one in Thranduil’s kingdom would ever wear mismatched socks.

Punches a tree when they’re angry

Kili. He has a lot of strange outlets for his temper.

Gets scared by the toaster

Tauriel. But only because Kili always manages to time it perfectly to go off the moment she walks into the kitchen. She’s still trying to figure out just how he does that.

Thanks!

Send me a ship!

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rivermorethanafriendithink replied to your post: rivermorethanafriendithink asked:...

all of this. but i believe Eggsy is secretly very jealous as well. imagine, they are out somewhere together and someone even subtly flirts with Harry. Eggsy would pretend he doesn’t mind, but he would. So much.

absolutely! I did consider putting ‘both’ but compared to each other I think Harry would be much worse

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sending you a ship: Hartwin!

thanks I was hoping for that :D

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: definitely Eggsy. Harry tried to teach him classic ballroom dancing and he was like ‘pfffff anyone can do that old man LOOK’ and Harry was appalled. And modern dancing like in a club isn’t really Eggsy’s thing either, he just usually ends up jumping around or grinding on hot people (at least he did before he met Harry ofc), he thinks it’s great.   

likes to watch reality tv: Harry

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: Eggsy

is the jealous / protective one: Harry

goes all out on the holidays: Eggsyyyyy

cries over books: Eggsy

is terrible with kids: neither, they’re both good with them but Harry is more of an authority figure whereas Eggsy gets on their level

drinks too much caffeine: Harry

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: both

never wears matching socks: Eggsy

punches a tree when they’re angry: both

gets scared by the toaster: Harry