#riverparent reference guide

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

i just started watching what we do in the shadows sooo... riverparents + what we do in the shadows?

I have been waiting for this for a million years wow...

Penelope - Nadja

FP - Laszlo

Fred - Nandor

Hal - Guillermo

Clifford - Colin Robinson

Alice - Lilith

Hiram - Simon (although I'd also take him being Nandor honestly)

Mary - Jenna

Sierra - Shanice

Tom - Sean

Hermione - Celeste

Gladys - the floating woman Kristen Schaal played at the vampiric council or Tilda Swinton

[fredheads]

Parents most to least afraid of bugs

Hiram - HORRIFIED by bugs, will move out if he sees a spider

Hermione - will run from the bug and ask someone else to kill it 

Hal - deeply creeped out when they’re not where they’re supposed to be, has cried when a bug crawled on him at boy scouts 

Penelope - not a fan of creepy crawlies but won’t scream unless they’re on her

Alice - perturbed by some of them but won’t scream

FP - usually too nearsighted to see bugs and too drunk to notice them but sometimes gets afraid 

Sierra - normal amount of afraid of bugs 

Tom - afraid of the bigger and scarier ones only

Fred - actually LOVES bugs but is petrified of moths 

Mary - will crush any bug without batting an eye, unconcerned

Gladys - isn’t scared of anything, lived with a cockroach of a husband and got used to it 

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Riverparents + how they handle storms

Fred - tries to keep himself busy around the house so he doesn't have to think about the rain

Mary - bad weather days are the best for getting done all those things you're putting off, she looks forward to them

FP - just stays inside all day, be has nothing to do

Gladys - hunkers down and deals with it

Alice - weather never stops her, she puts on weather appropriate clothing and shoes and goes about her normal day

Hal - likes stormy weather, finds it comforting

Hermione - online shops to keep her mind off the weather

Hiram - no storm has ever stopped his morning jog

Penelope - makes a nice hot drink and stares at the rain all day

Clifford - Thornhill is actually quite beautiful with the rain coming down

Sierra - always wonders if she ought not to stock up a little more when we goes shopping to prepare to stay home on stormy days

Tom - storms always bring out the crazies... he never looks forward to it

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

Idk if you've ever answered something similar but...Riverparents and how early do they put up Christmas decorations?

Andrews - November 5th (the day Fred takes down the Halloween decorations)

Jones - keeps those Christmas lights up in the trailer all year long! everything else is the week of Christmas

Coopers - the day after Thanksgiving but nothing gets lit until December 1st

Lodges - two weeks before Christmas

Blossoms - first week of December

McKeller - week before Christmas

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

riverparents + did they ever try to sneak a copy of mad magazine into school

Fred: absolutely

Mary: no but she disagrees with the idea of banned literature of any sort so she's support anyone who would

FP: of course it was the only thing he ever read

Gladys: would bring it openly to school

Alice: preferred Cracked

Hal: no but he may have held a copy for a friend

Hermione: no

Hiram: he wouldn't be caught engaging in such low class comedy...

Penelope: doesn't know what that is

Clifford: he prefers a higher class of humor

Sierra: not her thing

Tom: no he'd never risk getting it confiscated

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

parents + movie genre that absolutely bores them

Fred - dark comedies 

Mary -  rom-coms

FP - documentaries 

Gladys - period pieces 

Alice - westerns

Hal - horror

Hermione - sci-fi

Hiram - animated 

Penelope - action 

Clifford - biopics

Sierra - war movies

Tom - musicals 

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

Do any of the parents have any 'stupid' or 'weird' phobias or hangups?

Fred - technology taking over

Mary - hamsters

FP - ouija boards

Gladys - twins

Alice - mismatched socks

Hal - wood chippers

Hermione - clowns 

Hiram - polyester blends

Penelope - being alone in the forest 

Clifford - store brand syrup

Sierra - birds

Tom - dolls

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

have we done parentdale + stephen king characters (good luck!!!!!!!!)

i hate you why would you do this to me

Fred - Stu Redman from The Stand (or Louis Creed from Pet Sematary) 

Mary - Frannie Goldstien from The Stand (because molly played her in the mini series and i can’t get it out of my head)

FP - Jack Torrance from The Shining 

Gladys -  Dolores Claiiborne from Dolores Claiiborne

Alice - Julia Shumway from Under the Dome (or Annie Wilkes from Misery) 

Hal - Thad Boaumont from The Dark Half (or Ben Mears from ‘Salem’s Lot)

Hermione - Astrid from Revival (look this one is HARD but i couldn’t think of another... basically she is the main character’s high school sweetheart and they loose their virginities to each other and afterwards she’s like ‘i’m so glad you were my first’ and hes like ‘you mean only?’ and she’s like “mmm” and thats fremione and also as adults she winds up with a woman)

Hiram - Randall Flagg/The Man in Black/The Walkin Dude from The Stand and more

Penelope - Carrie White from Carrie (or Rachael Creed from Pet Sematary)

Clifford - Big Jim Rennie from Under the Dome

Sierra - Susannah Dean from The Dark Tower series 

Tom -  Ralph Anderson from The Outsider