#rizwan

[malaysianpeanut]

Watched the Ejen Ali 2 movie and just wanted to draw my favorite pillar's people. They're so cool, mysterious and hot? Hahaha.

[iwascouldbewillbebygodstillam]

today i present u The Baloch Family

Uzzi and his wife:

Rehman (looking SP Aslam straight in the eye, presumably)

Uzair. baby, teen, adult, in jai- :

Rehman teaching his firstborn (Uzzi) how to eat leaves or sth. and like what are you sir? a virgin mary?

Hamza. yah he fits. he is t h e s a m e b a l o c h t r u s t

(that's Rizwan in the back)

for now i didn't find Ulfat. maybe she's to busy cleaning dildos for Rehman or cutting the movie she filmed for her pleasure, starring entirely-ai-sher-e-baloch and his also-ai-most-despised-enemy-whose-dick-he-doesn't-desire-aT-aLL.

Naieem and Faizal r note born yet, supposedly?¿ where r u boys? lost in the woods?

oh no what if they've been adopted by hooman...... mapa-Rehman might not recognize them😭😭😭😭

quick! to the salo- RESCUE!

link to ulfat's corn i sWeAr

[multifandom-boss-bitch]

So birthday special advance me dhurandhar 2 ki screening dekh li maine... Agar mauka mila to photo dump dalungi as a return gift

[onglai]

Ejen Ali movie 2 is taking too long, here are my irrelevant headcanons:

Ali can cook:

I know he's rich and all, but everyone would get tired of delivery food once in a while. With his dad working late, I can just imagine Ali cooking stuff as a hobby. Like, he made his mom's Tart Nenas Landak without breaking a sweat! He must have some experience at least.

Viktor is Ali's childhood friend

Kinda sounds obvious, but if you think about how Ali has no other friend before meeting the other junior agents, it makes you wonder why Viktor sticks around.

Viktor must have been friend with Ali for long enough for them to have such a strong friendship. You know what Ali was like in season 1, right? Obnoxious, undisciplined, and overall not very pleasant to be around for an extended period of time. A true problem child.

Yet Viktor stays by his side, probably because he knows what Ali used to be like when they were younger, likely around the time Aliya died and Ali and his dad's relationship became dysfunctional.

IRIS actually makes Ali smart

I stand by my opinion that season 1 Ali was as stupid as can be lmao. But his extended usage of IRIS must have imprinted something. If you practice drawing, you'll get better at it eventually. Similarly, if Ali kept getting inputs from IRIS, he'd eventually get familiar with some patterns that'll help him with his Zain-level-future-guessing-sharingan skill.

Niki would have adopted Ali if they'd met under better circumstances

Come on. Sure, she hates the people in Cyberaya. Sure, she stillsm feels betrayed by Aliya. BUT, if she knew how neglected Ali is at home, I don't think she'd have kept silent. She's a horrible person, but Ali is a part of Aliya, and Aliya was her best friend whether she liked it or not.

She'd groom him into a terrorist if she got a hand on a younger Ali, no doubt about that. But she'd love him as a son. That's why she got so mad and personal at a literal kid. This girl be petty.

All the adult agents have a second, normal public life when off missions

Rizwan? Bus driver. Geetha? Tuition teacher. Leon? Hand model cause he got them sick moves. You get the idea.

[yalinasinghrangi]

Is this a new ghost ship, y'all😭🤣

Actually... I wouldn't mind some Hamza x Rizwan action myself. Both hotties at a time. AGHH. I'd s(cream) so bad.

[mysoulbelongstobuckybarnes]

I NEED LIKE 10+ RIZWAN FICS NOW (writers pls🙏🙏🙏) gang should I get back my writer brain again and write for my two kuchupuchus uzair and rizwan

[blinkitshirani]

Shirani bhaijaan 🤩🤩🤩 pai lagu 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ I’m this handsome man’s @rizwanshah wifey. Hum apni pyari si betuuu @tojisloft ka nikaah apke pote ke sath karvana chahte hai 😌😌 agar apki ijazaat ho toh 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Bhai mujhe toh rishta manzoor hai. Ek baar bachhon ko milke baat kr lene do, jab miya biwi raazi toh kya hi krega kaazi. @tojisloft @shiranijikapota, jawab de dena jald hi.

[hyade]

Hi!!

do you have any headcanons about Rizwan? And any ideas about his possible backstory?

I am so enjoying reading your head-canons.

We know very little about Rizwan, right? I'll need to watch D2 again when it comes on streaming, but all I remember is that he slipped into Arshad's gang easily and seems like a quiet, competent man.

I could see him already having some kind of military background. Maybe he did something bad there that allowed Sanyal to shortlist him into spy work through the jail system? Mercenary work, perhaps. I remember reading about Indian mercenaries taking contracts in Iraq. Would somewhat fit the timeline and give Rizwan some experience.

I think he's got a wife and kids waiting for him back home. Or, not waiting. Maybe, much like Jaskirat, life has gone on without him. I could see him having taken up a wife in Pakistan as well since he's been there for a while, but there's nothing to indicate that in the movies.

As for how he slipped in Arshad's gang immediately - maybe he got lucky and there was a lot of fighting at the time, some easy way to impress Arshad. Not against someone Uzair would've known or something Uzair would've remembered because he doesn't seem familiar with Rizwan when he sees him.

Or he learned some info about Rehman delivering booze somewhere, relayed it to Arshad personally, and allowed that shipment to get stolen along the way -- nice profit for Arshad and enough to give him an in.

He seems a bit jaded by the time we meet him but willing to put in the work. Doesn't strike me as having Aalam's nostalgic streak, though that could be worked in as well.