grog: owns a motorola flip phone and is not online
keyleth: maybe has an instagram where she posts heavily-filtered photos of flowers and inspirational quotes, but her real passion is oversharing on livejournal
scanlan: former myspace artist. has not been online since a band he was in dissolved, and he hijacked the band's facebook page and promptly threw everyone under the bus
pike: has a twitter with a default egg icon and a single, cryptic tweet from ten years ago. her forum.bodybuilding.com account is a different story
vex: has a facebook for close friends and family where she shares cute photos of herself and her family. she's not keeping track of who does and doesn't like her photos of trinket, but she knows
vax: has whatever social media he needs to keep up with his loved ones. he doesn't post much, but his replies to everyone have Proper Punctuation and become overly sincere letters you're not sure you should be seeing
percy: owns an original blackberry and is not online. he logs onto his home pc once a week to like his wife's pictures and then logs off