Convos heard by reader while batfam watches bollywood movies
Duke: Wow imagine having such a stare that you just fuck up her life💀
Damian: This is stupid why doesn't she realise it's the SAME MAN
Tim: Just like no one realises Clark Kent and Superman are the same.
Steph: Plus, he changed EVERYTHING. Clark just wears some shitty glasses
Bruce: They are not shitty
Steph: Forgot we were bitching in front of superman glazer1000
Bruce: I AM NOT- what does that even mean?????
Babs: How does he even manage to get so much time to pull of this stuff
Tim: I would most definitely beat everyone here in a gol-gappe eating contest
Damian: You couldn't even handle the biryani spice.
Tim: THAT WASNT WHAT HAPPENED.
Jason: Yeah he was just bested by biryani. leave the poor supposed child genius alone
Jason: Besides i would clear you all. *flexes biceps*
Alfred: Perhaps if the masters wish we could try out this appetizer next week. I can make the necessary arrangements.
Reader: No, you guys would die and I'm not super keen on getting arrested for murder by spice.
Dick: He dances like how i imagine Tim would dance
Tim: WHY AM I THE ONE CATCHING STRAYS
Duke: Is he going to propose
Steph: Oh my god it's her face. *swoon* i would run away with him.
Babs: is she getting guilty. GURL FINALLY
Cass: i could beat the wrestler easily
Damian: we should have a wrestling match with one of the sumo wrestlers here
Damian: Party pooping old man
Bruce: *huff of exasperation*
Jason: Oh ofcourse he's gonna come in his actual face and then blah blah it was always me.
Babs: Are we moving past the point that this guy basically gaslight, manipulated and frauded his wife
